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Your Friday night is really only ever going to be zero or 100. There is no in-between.
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Because once you're "in for the night" you are IN. FOR. THE. NIGHT.
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And nothing gets between you and the true loves of your life.
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Or just a peaceful night in with the only person who matters: YOU.
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You often have the best times at home, by yourself, doing whatever the heck you want.
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And it's not like there aren't places you COULD go.
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You just REALLY love staying in and being cozy.
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TBH, sometimes you're actually very curious what everyone else is ~up to~.
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And then you're like, "OKAY, time to make the hard decisions."
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But once you finally decide to go out, you go ALL out.
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Like, "there is no turning this train around" out.
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Because, let's be real, you ~clean up~ pretty well.
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And you're an expert when it comes to the pre-game.
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In THEORY you always plan to ~go easy~.
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But, let's be real, it rarely ends up that way.
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Because you are definitively going to make the MOST of your night out.
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It doesn't take long before you come out of your shell...
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...and things really begin to escalate.
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Frankly, when you go out, you're usually the last one of your friends standing.
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But you're also always REALLY happy about coming home.
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Because you also love laughing at yourself the next day...from the comfort of your bed.
