17 Realizations All Women Have While Jean Shopping

"Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the flesh of the average jean?"

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1. Wondering WHY no one makes the part where your thighs rub together substantially thicker material?!

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"Why do no companies understand how powerful my thighs are and how quickly they will consume the weak, sinful flesh of the average jean?"

7. Worrying if the jeans you're trying on will shrink and then wondering how much, if at all, you should account for it.

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"I mean, they fit good NOW, but what happens IF THEY SHRINK?!"

8. Feeling confused and overwhelmed by all the weird euphemisms and names clothing companies use to describe their varying jean fits.