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17 Times Kids Perfectly Captured What It's Like To Get Drunk

"Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."

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1. When you realize you passed the point of feeling "buzzed" like an hour ago.

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"I suddenly don't feel so good."

2. When you pregame before putting on your makeup.

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"But is it even?!"

3. When you attempt to get out of your Uber gracefully, but...

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"I'm good, I'm good!"

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4. When you see your ex out on the town.

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"Can we go somewhere else, like... NOW?"

5. When you miss a step while exiting a bar.

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"Oh, GAWD, everyone saw that!"

6. And when you try to get away as fast as possible, but it just gets worse.

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"Where's my credit card?!"

7. When your friends are starving, but there's nothing satisfying in your fridge.

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"We have ketchup...and pickles."

8. When all you can think about is getting pancakes, but there's a line around the block.

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"Just...just throw it in my mouth. I don't even need a table."

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9. When you crash at a friend's place and insist "anywhere" will do...

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"I mean, we have a sofa..."

10. ...or when you actually make it to their sofa.

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"No, I won't fall asleep if you give me another drink."

11. And when you wake up with absolutely no memory of what happened the night before.

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"Why does my face feel weird?"

12. When you see the damage you did to your own things the next morning.

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"I wonder if that's covered under Apple care...?"

13. When you have to get errands done, but all you want to do is go back to bed.

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"Can you do my grocery shopping for me?"

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14. When you regret absolutely everything you ingested the night before.

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"Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."

15. When no amount of water seems to be enough...

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"So. Thirsty."

16. ...or Advil.

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"I'm never drinking again."

17. And finally, when you remember that you have to go to work the next day.

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"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"

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