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17 Times Kids Perfectly Captured What It's Like To Get Drunk

"Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."

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1. When you realize you passed the point of feeling "buzzed" like an hour ago.

"I suddenly don't feel so good."

2. When you pregame before putting on your makeup.

"But is it even?!"

3. When you attempt to get out of your Uber gracefully, but...

"I'm good, I'm good!"

4. When you see your ex out on the town.

"Can we go somewhere else, like... NOW?"


5. When you miss a step while exiting a bar.

"Oh, GAWD, everyone saw that!"

6. And when you try to get away as fast as possible, but it just gets worse.

"Where's my credit card?!"

7. When your friends are starving, but there's nothing satisfying in your fridge.

"We have ketchup...and pickles."

8. When all you can think about is getting pancakes, but there's a line around the block.

"Just...just throw it in my mouth. I don't even need a table."


9. When you crash at a friend's place and insist "anywhere" will do...

"I mean, we have a sofa..."

10. ...or when you actually make it to their sofa.

"No, I won't fall asleep if you give me another drink."

11. And when you wake up with absolutely no memory of what happened the night before.

"Why does my face feel weird?"

12. When you see the damage you did to your own things the next morning.

"I wonder if that's covered under Apple care...?"


13. When you have to get errands done, but all you want to do is go back to bed.

"Can you do my grocery shopping for me?"

14. When you regret absolutely everything you ingested the night before.

"Don't even say the word 'Jaeger'...I may vomit."

15. When no amount of water seems to be enough...

"So. Thirsty."

16. ...or Advil.

"I'm never drinking again."

17. And finally, when you remember that you have to go to work the next day.