1. This, ahem, girthy sweet potato:
2. This puckered-up, vacuum-packed bagel:
3. This fleshy sausage:
4. This ~butt~ery baked good:
5. And the tip of this one, too:
6. These booty-ful chips:
7. This uncut pepper:
8. This holey cake:
9. This chicken nugget you might choke on:
10. This dough you'll wanna finger:
11. This parsnip that's a handful:
12. This lickable candy:
13. This hard carrot:
14. This juicy custard apple:
15. This soft chicken tender:
16. And finally, whatever the fuck this is:
