1. People often describe you as "low-maintenance," but the truth is you're just lazy.
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"It's not that I don't care, but...yeah I don't care."
2. You'd rather have an extra 45 minutes of sleep than have to wake up early JUST to make up your face.
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Sleep = ❤️
3. And you'd rather be comfortably out the door on time instead of scrambling to finish painting your face.
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NOT FOR YOU!!!
4. You actually feel pretty freakin' great without makeup.
Instagram: @luckypunch__
Hence, the need to commemorate it!
5. Even if you occasionally think you don't look "your best" without makeup you still think, "Who gives a fuck?!"
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Seriously, it's all about how you feel!
6. You can totally appreciate other people’s makeup skills...
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'Cause, let's be honest, that's some pretty magical stuff happening here.
7. …but you have other priorities in life, TBH.
Instagram: @vavegaalofa
And those don't involve makeup.
8. You know the money you save by NOT buying makeup products will come in handy elsewhere.
Instagram: @jannaj2784
$12 "cleansing water?" How about just water...for free?
9. And, personally, you have no idea HOW other people put on a full face of makeup EVERY DAMN DAY.
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"Whaaaaaa?!"
10. You actually get super grossed out when you see lipstick, which obviously isn't yours, on glassware.
Instagram: @vzozzaro
The perfumey smell alone is vomit-inducing.
11. You avoid makeup stores like the plague because you KNOW they're always crazy busy.
Instagram: @gretel_hansel
It's like sensory-overload city in there.
12. When people find out you don't like to wear makeup, they often appear shocked...
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Either because they think you do or really can't believe someone doesn't!
13. ...and sometimes even jealous because they were "seriously convinced you had mascara on."
Instagram: @zeynepyild
Nope!
14. You actually don't really mind getting made-up from time to time.
Instagram: @hcb84
But it has to be a pretty special occasion.
15. Although sometimes it doesn't quite turn out how you imagined.
Instagram: @louuuueyy
Oops.
16. And then you remember what a pain it is to take off all that makeup when, you know, YOU JUST WANT TO GO TO BED!
Instagram: @sabrina
Another reason why a full face of makeup sucks.
17. So you say, "Welp, it's been nice makeup, see you at the next special occasion...in a year...or never."
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