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People often describe you as "low-maintenance," but the truth is you're just lazy.
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You'd rather have an extra 45 minutes of sleep than have to wake up early JUST to make up your face.
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And you'd rather be comfortably out the door on time instead of scrambling to finish painting your face.
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You actually feel pretty freakin' great without makeup.
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Even if you occasionally think you don't look "your best" without makeup you still think, "Who gives a fuck?!"
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You can totally appreciate other people’s makeup skills...
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…but you have other priorities in life, TBH.
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You know the money you save by NOT buying makeup products will come in handy elsewhere.
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And, personally, you have no idea HOW other people put on a full face of makeup EVERY DAMN DAY.
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You actually get super grossed out when you see lipstick, which obviously isn't yours, on glassware.
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You avoid makeup stores like the plague because you KNOW they're always crazy busy.
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When people find out you don't like to wear makeup, they often appear shocked...
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...and sometimes even jealous because they were "seriously convinced you had mascara on."
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You actually don't really mind getting made-up from time to time.
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Although sometimes it doesn't quite turn out how you imagined.
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And then you remember what a pain it is to take off all that makeup when, you know, YOU JUST WANT TO GO TO BED!
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So you say, "Welp, it's been nice makeup, see you at the next special occasion...in a year...or never."
