11 Superheroes If They Had Normal Jobs

Because everyone needs a solid back up plan.

Rorschach, babysitter.

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That inkblot mask will frighten the hearts of men and also warm the hearts of babies.

Jean Grey, high school counselor.

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Because Jean likes a challenge and we know teen minds are the hardest to read.

Batman, Skymall Catalogue inventor.

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Somewhere Lucius Fox is having a private giggle and thinking: "Oh, Mr. Wayne."

Wonder Woman, CEO of the Girl Scouts of America.

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Sash, bangles, belt, and crown are the new business casual.

Catwoman, Tiffany's salesperson.

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Happy as a pig in poop, or in this case, a cat burglar in, well, a jewelry store.

Thor, food critic.

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You'll know he likes your dish when he smashes it on the ground.

Black Widow, hypnotherapist.

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Hypnotherapy makes interrogation so, so much easier.

Wolverine, gardener.

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Face-off with Edward Scissorhands? Aggro vs. emo.

Spider-Man, graffiti artist.

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Shitting on Oscorp buildings exclusively.

The Thing, rabbi.

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Fun Fact: One of the few Jewish superheroes.

And Finally, the all-American superhero with an all-American job...

Superman, building demolisher.

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No extra crew needed. Pass the savings on to you, my friend.