Here's What Birthday Cakes Would Look Like If They Were Honest

    It's about time the truth came out in frosting.

    1. On the day you officially added "teen" to your age.

    2. On the day you realized what it truly meant to be a teenager.

    3. On the day you realized being in high school was actually the worst.

    4. On the day your parents got real.

    5. On the day you found yourself in that weird middle place.

    6. On the day the world became your oyster.

    7. On the day you actually wished you were older.

    8. On the day you had your first grim realization in life.

    9. On the greatest day of your life.

    10. On the day adults gave you some sobering news.

    11. On the first day you celebrated your birthday independently.

    12. On the day older people wished they could be your age again.

    13. On the day you realized you're heading in an unideal direction.

    14. On the day you had this realization.

    15. On the day you replaced your regular doctor with Minute Clinic.

    16. On the day you questioned whether you were too old for this.

    17. On the day you wondered where your youth went.

    18. And finally, on the day your lifelong denial began.