70 A+ "House Of The Dragon" Tweets That Are Honestly The Funniest Things You'll Read This Week

    I don't know how House of the Dragon does it, but they manage to outdo themselves every week, and it's just wonderful.

    Welp, House of the Dragon continues to outdo itself every week. Episode 7, "Driftmark," was MAYBE the wildest yet. (How is that even possible? IDK.)

    Alicent holding a knife

    Anyway, this week's HotD was full of fighting, sex, and dragons — i.e. all the things we LOVE to see — and, as usual, fans took to Twitter immediately to share their best and funniest jokes.

    Let's take a look:

    Note: If you haven't caught up with the show (what are you waiting for?!), keep in mind that there are spoilers ahead!

    1.

    AEMMA??? LMAO deserved #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @fortargaryen / Via HBO

    2.

    Alicent: It’s trampled under your pretty foot again. And now you take my son’s eye, and to even that you feel entitled. Rhaenyra: Exhausting, wasn’t it? Hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness. But now they see you as you are. #hotd #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @DmenGore

    3.

    alicent's character is actually amazing and so real cause it represents perfectly those *religious" people who claim to defend morals and decency, but in reality they're the most hateful and resentful, the ones who do the most harm to others #HouseoftheDragon

    Twitter: @Targ_Nation / Via HBO

    4.

    Harwin must be so proud of his boys for taking that little termites eye out #houseofthedragon

    Twitter: @BFrances_ / Via HBO

    5.

    Laenor listening to Rhaenyra and Daemon’s plan for faking his own death. #Houseofthedragon

    Twitter: @akcabs_

    6.

    When you’re finally not the cause of the drama #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

    Twitter: @vee_dandelion / Via HBO

    7.

    Daemon whenever a spouse needs to have an “unfortunate accident” #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @brynna_arens / Via Disney

    8.

    jacaerys after attending his aunt's funeral, getting attacked by his cousin, luke stabbing said cousin's eye out, being called a bastard, witnessing his grandma try and kill his mom, being told his dad died and watching his mom marry his uncle within a few days #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @ateenytinyolive / Via Via Vantagenews / BACKGRID

    9.

    aegon: everyone knows viserys: #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @amblahx / Via Fox

    10.

    "...I gained a dragon." #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @TygurTriple7 / Via Universal

    11.

    Can I get a little light in this episode ? #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @NellieWatches

    12.

    viserys with all his children that aren't rhaenyra: #HouseoftheDragon

    Twitter: @Targ_Nation / Via Summit Entertainment

    13.

    DAEMON AND RHANEYRA REALLY SAID LET GAYS BE HAPPY AND LIVE THEIR LIFE HOW THEY WISH AND US ASWEL lmaoo #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

    Twitter: @elaaott

    14.

    I started rooting for the child on child crime the second Alicent's kid hit that little girl, ngl. He did nothing wrong! 🤷‍♀️ #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

    Twitter: @slytherndarkln / Via HBO

    15.

    Me seeing Otto Hightower is the hand of the king again #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @AleGarc60774190

    16.

    I’m so happy they get to live their gay fantasy away from Westeros and all it’s mess 😭 #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @oochotd / Via HBO

    17.

    *** SPOILERS**** Thinking Leanor is dead but then seeing off to live his best gay life #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @LepetitTiffany / Via Sony

    18.

    The kids at Rhaenyra and Daemon’s wedding after having the most traumatizing 24 hours of their lives #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

    Twitter: @pinkalbum_ / Via NBC

    19.

    me watching the kids beat up Aemond for stealing Vhagar #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @yullibby

    20.

    Alicent being called Aemma by Viserys is such a slap in the face, I love it #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @yullibby / Via E!

    21.

    Nobody: The writers this ep: #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @BFrances_ / Via The Verzuz

    22.

    Twitter: @lokiunvrsty / Via HBO

    23.

    Corlys supporting Rhaenyras children no matter what, he’s always been so real #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @oochotd / Via HBO

    24.

    Daemon watching drama unfold knowing he just smashed his niece #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @Jonsnow03817965 / Via NBC

    25.

    HOW. IS ALICENT NOT UNDER ARREST???? HOW IS SHE STILL BREATHING RHAENYRA’S AIR?? SHE KNIFED THE HEIR TO THEE IRON THRONE, HER STEP DAUGHTER BY MARRIAGE, THE KING’S DAUGHTER. IN FRONT OF SO MANY WITNESSES? NAUR I’M BEATING SOMEONES ASS MYSELF #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @raccoonmum

    26.

    Viserys: Look at me Aemond: #hotd #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @sarah____ls / Via Disney

    27.

    Me when Laenor says hates that the gods made him the way they did and Rhaenyra says "I don't" Aww. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

    Twitter: @AshleyG84288214 / Via HBO

    28.

    Allicent when the king won’t let her cut his grandson’s eye out #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @CarnesGus1

    29.

    Alicent engaging her son to her daughter after speaking against the Targaryens 'queer customs' #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

    Twitter: @black_pill_ / Via Fox

    30.

    Aemond: well your mother’s dead. Baela, Rhaena, Jace and Luke: #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @emangolover / Via HBO

    31.

    Aemond Targaryen: “You bastard!!” Jace: #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

    Twitter: @Scoby20

    32.

    I'm sorry Vhagar, you chose to downgrade #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @TheLordofMelons / Via Warner Bros.

    33.

    “exhausting wasn’t it? hiding beneath the cloak of your own righteousness. but now they see you as you are” #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @chaiteabi

    34.

    #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragon Rhaenyra: I want to marry Daemon Laenor, my supportive king:

    Twitter: @black_pill_

    35.

    Favorite thing about Daemon is that he has a hoodie for committing crimes #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @m_ttt21 / Via Disney / HBO

    36.

    Little baby Lucerys ran up on Aemond like: #DemDragons #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

    Twitter: @brittersplease / Via Facebook: watch

    37.

    “i didn’t know that side was within you, my daughter” #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @wishtherebstars / Via HBO

    38.

    When Viserys called Alicent Aemma and told ser harold to leave her #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @LepetitTiffany

    39.

    “I’m going to bed Aemma” Everyone at the funeral: #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

    Twitter: @Grimmbunniee

    40.

    laenor after getting to fake his own death for the drama #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

    Twitter: @maddymartinelli / Via Paramount Pictures

    41.

    Viserys: who spoke these lies to you….#HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

    Twitter: @sarcapsm / Via ABC

    42.

    Me watching the other kids gang up on Aemond #HouseoftheDragon #HOTD

    Twitter: @Nina_labyrinth / Via PIx

    43.

    SOME BODY BETTER COME PUT AEMOND IN HIS MF PLACE BC I WILL NOT HAVE HIM SMACKIN MY GIRLS AROUND LIKE THAT #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @toxiccalm / Via HBO

    44.

    Viserys ride for his daughter and her bastard children. that's a girldad right there! #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @fortargaryen

    45.

    i wish to god that criston’s annoying incel ass would die so i could stop being plagued by his presence #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @asthmab1tch / Via Disney

    46.

    nah now why did he have to say “look at me” to the kid that lost an eye #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @violentz_

    47.

    Rhaenyra coming back from her walk #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @nappymelon

    48.

    Viserys: where did you hear those rumors? Aemond: Aegon. Aegon: #hotd #houseofthedragon

    Twitter: @Visenya_Rhaenys

    49.

    viserys is so weak he shoulda had alicents head right then and there for treason #hotd #Houseofthedragon

    Twitter: @uchihaaliz / Via Bravo

    50.

    RHAENYRA'S CHILD WANTED TO GO TO STRONG'S FUNERAL #houseofthedragon

    Twitter: @stormdnerys / Via NIckelodeon

    51.

    me when rhaenyra and laena's children joined forces to kick aemond's ass: #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @Targ_Nation / Via NBC

    52.

    sorry sweetie, mommy's busy listening to emma darcy's voice speaking high valyrian over and over again #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @fortargaryen / Via EA

    53.

    maybe it’s just me but isn’t assaulting the heir to the throne literal treason? why does Alicent still have her head? #HouseoftheDragon #demdragons #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #hotd

    Twitter: @watrmelonsugarr

    54.

    The Maesters this episode #HouseOfTheDragon #DemDragons #Hotd

    Twitter: @NishKokoFish

    55.

    And they said #HouseOfTheDragon doesn’t have any humor 😭

    Twitter: @HOTDsource / Via HBO

    56.

    “I shall have one of her son’s eyes in return” bitch EXCUSE ME????? #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

    Twitter: @thebeachb0y / Via CBS

    57.

    Halaena’s appreciation tweet . Ma girl is just chilling not giving a fuck about nobody. #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

    Twitter: @Wiame7_ / Via HBO

    58.

    Laena’s coffin is barely at the bottom of the ocean and Daemon already fucking his niece #hotd #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @Juraiacies

    59.

    Alicent losing her shit | Rhaenyra just walking in after gettin railed by Daemon #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @nanaaaxv

    60.

    BEST BOY WHO DID NOTHING WRONG! #houseofthedragon

    Twitter: @judesrivers / Via HBO

    61.

    RHAENYRA REALLY CAME TO THAT FUNERAL READY TO FUCK DAEMON, MAKE HIM HER HUSBAND, GET HIM AS THE STRONGEST ALLY AND ON THEIR DAY ONE OF BEING TOGETHER THEY FREED THE GAYS AND BECAME A POWER COUPLE AND A FORCE TO RECKON SLAY #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

    Twitter: @elenbasketball / Via Fox / HBO

    62.

    i know the gossip after that wedding went CRAZY #HouseoftheDragon

    Twitter: @tipsyborderline / Via CBS

    63.

    Twitter: @slaysha_fearce / Via FX

    64.

    daemon is not the stepfather, he’s the father that stepped up😤 #hotd

    Twitter: @rehema_96 / Via HBO

    65.

    #HouseOfTheDragon | #DemThrones Viserys ep 1-7 Corlys ep 1-7

    Twitter: @KingZairois / Via HBO

    66.

    Daemon Targaryen whenever a spouse needs to have an “unfortunate accident” #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @FreeFolkMemes / Via Disney

    67.

    Holy shit!!!! When I saw Laenor's bald head in that boat I said THANK GOD Rhaenyra isnt THAT cold yet!!! #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseOfTheDragon #hotd

    Twitter: @AshleyG84288214 / Via Nickelodeon

    68.

    Rest In Peace Laenor. #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @AmberMichelle / Via Disney

    69.

    Laenor watching his parents grieve over his death as he sails east to settle down with his man #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @realLarysStrong

    70.

    my only emotions the last 10 minutes of #HouseOfTheDragon

    Twitter: @ElieKaufmann / Via Disney / NBC

    Dang. What was your favorite or most OH SHIT moment from Episode 7 of HotD? Tell us in the comments below!