1. This fair warning:
This will only lead to all kinds of other chicken.
2. This reality about dating:
more bad news for single people
3. Seriously:
My roommate went on a bumble date and was nervous so decided to pound shots in her car once she got to the place th… https://t.co/JYz9YISSeD
4. This perfect Star Wars-Queen mashup:
left: I’m just a porg boy nobody loves me Right: HE’S JUST A PORG BOY FROM A PORG FAMILY SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM T… https://t.co/BySmGIQS4Z
5. This answer to our problems:
I had no idea you could buy this, I've been just using alcohol
6. This scream-worthy pun:
“Look man idk what’s wrong, last week it was running purrrrrrrfectly” “You thing what I do for a living is a fucki… https://t.co/5RFZ4Po0CU
7. This perfect rhyme with Khia's iconic hit:
My neck, my back, my
8. This LOL-worthy comparison:
Want to feel old? This is what Ross and Rachel from Friends look like now
9. This ode to Shania:
That don't impress me much
10. This joke that wrote itself:
When your straight friend Jean makes a funny joke
11. This perfect photo:
I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a pl… https://t.co/KczBVOuwY8
12. This million-dollar idea:
IDEA: Shazam, but for weird bits of plastic that have probably fallen off something important and you don't know wh… https://t.co/px0fNA7DXB
13. This OMG-WHAT-IS-HAPPENING image:
My cousin’s grandma Grand Maggie recently told my aunt “I think there’s an opossum in our owl house” and Aunt Molly… https://t.co/LOqpyWnB9Z
14. This honest question:
Is this Haim?
15. This relatable label:
When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay
16. This IRL Clippy:
Sometimes when I don't know what to do I'll get this out my pocket & pretend it knows the answer.
17. And finally, this sad but I-can-totally-see-it joke:
Another juggler gives up on his dreams...