1. This man who's really, really interested in that thrift store sofa.

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2. This guy who's literally couch surfing.

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3. This person who got a little ~creative~ at the store.

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4. This husband who got conveniently "lost" at Babies "R" Us.

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5. This guy who's like, "Yes. I love it."

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6. This guy who's maximizing his time with a quick nap.

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7. This person who was left alone a little too long in Target.

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8. This boyfriend who, at least, found some form of entertainment.

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9. And this one who just entertained himself.

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10. This guy who can't even bother to hold his phone.

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11. This person who's really not happy about being there.

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12. This dude who's gonna "watch the stuff" for a minute.

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13. This husband who doubles as a personal shopper.

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14. This guy who's reached his limit.

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15. This person who's become a smoothie holder.

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16. This guy who didn't even bother to leave the car.

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17. This dude who's using his downtime to take selfies.

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18. This guy who found a prime waiting spot.

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19. And finally, EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of these guys sitting on "the bench."

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