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    17 Funny Tweets About Having A Vagina That'll Make You Laugh If You Have One Too

    Cliterally the best.

    If you're one of the many people on this Earth who have a vagina AND you have a great sense of humor, then you've come to the right place. Because I've gathered up some of the funniest tweets about vaginas, vulvas, and more, just for you! Enjoy...

    BTW, if you like what you read, why not give some of these clever Twitter users a follow!

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    Just used my Hitachi for it's actual intended purpose... You guys have NO idea how confused my vagina is right now.

    Twitter: @FirecrackerKatt

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    my vagina did a fear kegel https://t.co/CEV0EZV7RC

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    Congratulations to my vagina for completing dry January

    Twitter: @LwantsGillian

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    I always think my vagina is pretty symmetrical until I sit down to pee and the stream shoots off hard to the left

    Twitter: @savannah_solo

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    Today in my history of gender and sexuality class we talked about this illustration of a uterus and vagina from 1605:

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    I named my vagina The Big Lebowski because that rug really pulls the whole thing together

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    My vagina looks like an old man's throat so don't even bother flirting with me.

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    My vagina is like my body's draft folder. I don't really use it enough and I'm often confused about why I put something in there.

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    Gynecologist: Ok Kelley, if you’ll just slide all the way down on the table. My vagina: Oh great, this asshole again? Gyno: Me: Gyno: Me: Gyno: Kelley, for the last time stop making your vagina talk. It makes me uncomfortable. My vagina: Shut up, pussy.

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    Someone asked me why I didn’t want any more kids and laughed. Then I laughed. Then we laughed. Then I told them I’d rather have a cursed, rabid bat from the bowels of hell fly out of my vagina and that’s when I was asked to leave the PTA meeting.

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    I now refer to my pubic hair as my vagina beard. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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    “You know you’re a little pussy, don’t you” - my vagina internal monologue

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    Nothing dries up my vagina faster than tan khakis.

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    My 4-yr old just fell off her bike and said, “I fell and it hurt my vagina, but I got right back up.” New motto to live by, ladies.

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    Love that I will never allow my gyno to see my underwear, only the insides of my vagina

    Twitter: @MelissaStetten

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