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23 Funny Images Of Food Looking A Heck Of A Lot Like Vaginas

It's JUST FOOD, guys.

I know a lot of you are going to be like, "HEY VAGINAS AREN’T VULVAS!” but just roll with me here, okay? And if you don’t know the difference, you can learn about that here. Anyway, back to these vagina foods.

1. This pumpkin:

A pumpkin with large folds on one side
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2. This jar of peanut butter:

a jar of peanut butter with a hole in the middle
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3. This yam:

A buttered yam split in half
wildsnowmongoose / Via reddit.com

4. This pear:

A pear that looks like it has legs and a vulva
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5. This tub of butter:

Butter with a small hole in the middle
crazyperson15 / Via i.imgur.com

6. This tortellini:

A piece of pasta with folds that look like legs and a vulva
robotprom / Via reddit.com

7. This oyster:

An oyster on a shell with thin layers of muscle
tzomqe / Via i.imgur.com

8. This poached egg:

A poached egg on a bagel with the yolk oozing out
Norse_of_60 / Via i.imgur.com

9. This cotton candy:

Fluffy cotton candy with layers
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10. This edamame:

Cooked edamame split open with the bean inside
mcknazzy / Via imgur.com

11. This dried mango:

Dried mango fruit with the edges curled up
vitamincandy / Via imgur.com

12. This tangerine:

A tangerine with a folded part on one side
Chongoloco / Via reddit.com

13. This pastry:

A baked pastry with many folds in the middle
dam_the_beavers / Via reddit.com

14. This orange:

An orange with a line down one side
Fluugs / Via reddit.com

15. This fried chicken:

A piece of fried chicken with a deep space in the middle

16. This baby carrot:

A baby carrot that's naturally split open
gingahh_snapp / Via reddit.com

17. This strawberry cream pie:

A small pie with a hole in the middle and frosting on top
ryker272 / Via imgur.com

18. This prime tri-tip sandwich:

A sandwich that has flaps of meat folded out
Johnnydough1240 / Via reddit.com

19. This steak:

A thin piece of steak with a hold in the middle
Anatolysdream / Via stripersonline.com

20. This mango seed:

A seed that has a hole in the middle
ArcticFox-EBE- / Via i.imgur.com

21. This mango:

A mango with bulging folds on one side
riceonwhite / Via reddit.com

22. This pistachio:

A pistachio shell folded around another pistachio
CasusBellyBell / Via i.imgur.com

23. And finally, this fortune cookie:

A fortune cookie broken in half and a message that says a pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight
minneapocalypse / Via reddit.com

H/T /r/mildlyvagina

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