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When you get your vibrator setting on JUST the right speed and GO TO TOWN:
2.
When you just get going and the battery dies:
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When you get going on the highest speed and it feels like your clit might burn off:
4.
And when you actually do burn your clit off:
5.
When you only have three minutes but know you can make it work:
6.
When you come and look up only to see your pet staring at you:
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And when you turn your vibrator on in bed and your pet pops their head up to figure out what the noise is:
8.
When you open up that bedside table drawer and try to decide which one you are going to go with today:
9.
Your face before you use your vibrator:
10.
And your face after you use your vibrator:
11.
When you turn it on and your home is completely silent and it vibrates loud as hell:
12.
When you buy yourself a fancy new vibrator and you are trying to figure out what all the settings are for:
13.
When you have to leave for the day but see your vibrator on the bedside table knowing it will be waiting for you when you get home:
14.
When you fall asleep with your vibrator on your chest:
15.
When you find the right spot:
16.
When your vibrator is able to make you climax a SECOND time in just a matter of minutes:
17.
When your partner puts the setting on wayyy too high:
18.
When you have a good session and have to come up for air and get back to your life and reality:
19.
When you use your vibrator in the shower, but end up basically drowning in water instead of climaxing:
20.
When you give yourself a great orgasm then catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror:
21.
When you see how wet the sheets are after your vibrator made you come particularly hard:
22.
When you use your vibrator under the sheets because you like how it feels more private:
23.
When you're super horny, but drop your vibrator on the floor and realize you need to clean it off before you get to use it:
24.
When you use a waterproof vibrator in the tub for the first time:
25.
And finally, when you realize your vibrator is your one true love:
