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21 Faces That Will Make Anyone Who's Bled Out Their Vagina Laugh

There's a red wedding...in my uterus.

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1. When that first wave of OMG-KILL-ME-NOW cramps kicks in.

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2. When your period is a day late, you haven't had sex (with a penis), you really probably aren't pregnant, but you still think, "Am I pregnant?!"

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3. When you wakeup and find a freakin' bloodstain on your freshly washed bedsheets in the morning.

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4. When the cramps are so bad you feel like puking (and sometimes ACTUALLY puke).

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5. When you have to attempt to empty your cup on a particularly bumpy flight.

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6. When it's the first day of your period and your mouth basically turns into a food-vacuum.

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7. When you try to fight off a period sneeze as best as possible so blood doesn't flood your underwear.

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8. When you get a whiff of a particularly soaked pad.

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9. When someone else in the bathroom needs a tampon/pad and you're like, "I got you."

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10. When you think to yourself, "Is that just butt sweat or did my cup leak?"

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11. When you drop your tampon on the floor, but don't have a backup handy.

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12. When you break into the sweats because your period diarrhea is just THAT bad.

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13. When you're cleaning the toilet and discover an old blood stain under the seat.

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14. When your pad gets all twisted up and sticks to the inside of your leg.

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15. When you have to take out a dry tampon.

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16. When you inspect the contents of your cup for the very first time.

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17. When your cramps are so bad all you want to do is lie down, but there's still like six hours of work left.

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18. When you go to the bathroom and see that a giant CHUNK of your uterus has come out with your period.

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19. When you lose your grip on your menstrual cup and it pops open before it's in all the way.

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20. When you realize the wings on your pad did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent leakage.

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21. And finally, when you sit up in the morning and feel a sudden GUSH of blood into your underwear.

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