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Someone once told you, "Eyes are the window to the soul..."
...but then you probably thought, FUCK THE SOUL...can we talk about how beautiful that purple smoke look is?
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Because, frankly, you know there are only so many days in a week that you get to use your favorite Naked palette...
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...and every one of those days you're also forced to choose between your eyeliner children.
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From an early age, you actually had a very good understanding of the struggle.
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Which explains why you have a mini-orgasm when your liquid eyeliner slides on oh-so-perfectly.
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And why you are, in fact, something of an artisan when it comes to cat eyes.
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Sometimes you feel a little overwhelmed by all the amazing options out there.
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But when you find a favorite item, it's for life.
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And, OBVIOUSLY, you hold on to your lash-enhancing favorites forever.
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Unless, of course, the powers that be take your loved ones away without warning.
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But then you remind yourself there's still a whole drawer full of beautiful friends that will be there for you.
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And there's always some new color scheme that will catch your eye.
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So, you continue your surgical-like pursuit of the perfectly placed false lashes.
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Because you have your 2016 goals already set.
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Or, you know, already mastered.
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Either way, you're always in pursuit...
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...and hope to one day leave your legacy.
