16 Things That Claim Not To Be Haunted But Will Make You Say, "No, That's Definitely Haunted"

    A lot of these are creepy, some of them are funny, and some are creepy AND funny.

    Crystal Ro
    by Crystal Ro

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Like this old piano that has very suspicious details:

    2. And this one too:

    3. This house that literally needs a sign to let you know the "truth":

    4. As well as this apartment...

    5. ...this farm...

    6. ...and this fixer-upper:

    7. This FORMER HOSPITAL ain't haunted:

    Maarta Laiho @PencilCat

    Another winner on Zillow. Very affordable, and definitely NOT haunted, old tuberculosis hospital. Lots of space!

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    8. Nor is this home that's across from a graveyard:

    9. This apartment has zero ghosts living in the attic:

    AnneMarie Rogers 🏳️‍🌈 @PineapplesToGo

    Please! Come in to my Definitely NOT haunted apartment!

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    Twitter: @PineapplesToGo

    10. Samesies with this one:

    ganymedean @ganymedean0

    Just bought a house and the previous owners were kind enough to leave me a definitely not haunted CRT. Should I run on it?

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    11. This hotel room is for the living only:

    Victoria/V.E. Schwab @veschwab

    This painting in my hotel is definitely not haunted.

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    12. This doll that is in no way haunted:

    kai Winter @kaiwiinter

    100 retweets and I'll buy this 'totally not haunted' doll

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    Twitter: @kaiwiinter

    13. Neither is this old-timey game...thing:

    Gavin Heffernan @GavinHeffernan

    $400 on FB Marketplace. Definitely not haunted, right? #garcade #evilsailor

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    14. Or this chair:

    15. This handmade Ouija board that...yeah, no:

    16. And finally, this locker is "totally not haunted":