1. You’re always willing to brave the epic crowds…
2. …because your passion for food samples conquers all.
3. Walking through the aisles is like walking through the best buffet in town.
4. Because you know no dinner tastes better than a free dinner.
5. Especially when that dinner is something ~fancy~ you never knew even existed.
6. You're in your happy place every time you hear the words, "Would you like a free sample?"
7. You get the sweats when you see just one sample left.
8. And there's nothing more painful than when you have to WAIT behind someone else.
9. And then suppress your rage when they get too greedy.
10. When you find a sample you love, you go back a second (or 10th) time.
11. You've taken so many free samples that you're basically a professional actor now.
12. Because you're here to eat, not get a 12-minute lecture.
13. You hate it when other people can't seem to figure out what a trash can is.
14. And you get jealous when you realize international Costcos double as open bars.
15. You're perfectly happy taking your obsession to the next level.
16. You eventually get on a first-name basis with every sample-giving employee.
17. Because there's no one else you'd rather see.
