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19 Cats Who Purrfectly Sum Up What It's Like To Be In Your Thirties

No amount of catnip will make this better.

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1. When you go to your first yoga class and realize you're not as limber as you used to be.

Downward what?!

2. When you realize you can't recover from your hangovers as well as you used to.

Should not have had that second bottle of pinot.

3. When someone invites you to an event that doesn't start until 10 p.m.

Yeah, I'm out.

4. When you finally line up your big weekend plans.

Now all I need is wine!

5. When you suspect your mattress might be the cause of your back problems.

Maybe it's time to switch to memory foam.

6. When you make an old pop culture reference and your younger coworkers miss it completely.

My name is Inigo Montoya... Anyone?!

7. When you eat one too many slices of pizza and there are no Tums to be found in the house.

Why do I keep doing this to myself?

8. When you try the latest fashion trend, then get a glimpse of yourself in the mirror.

I haven't been 21 in...forever.

9. When you dread what your inbox will look like when you get into work on Monday.

If only the out-of-office response could read my mind.

10. When you constantly feel like it's freezing, but the thermostat is set to 72.

Seriously, why is it so cold in here?

11. Whenever it hits 10 p.m.

12. When you question why you're even still going to Halloween parties.

13. When your parents continue to send you birthday gifts that are too juvenile.

Thanks, I didn’t know they still made Now That’s What I Call Music CDs.

14. When you question whether you should finally throw out those skinny jeans.

They might fit again someday...

15. When anyone asks if you've started thinking about retirement yet.

If by "thinking" you mean "reading a Wikipedia article about Roth IRAs," then yes.

16. When you spend way too much time trying to understand a new app.

17. When you fulfill your big Friday night plans.

18. When the only way you can satisfy your cravings is by smelling forbidden food.

My doctor says I need to cut back, so this is how I stop myself from cheating.

19. And the shocking moment when you no longer recognize the person looking back at you in the mirror.

OMG! When did all those wrinkles show up?!

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