1. Let's just settle this once and for all, there is no such thing as a perfectly matching pair of boobies.
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2. In fact, boobies come in all different shapes...
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3. ...sizes...
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4. ...and colors.
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5. Some pairs of boobies don't even look remotely the same.
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6. While others look almost like twins. ALMOST.
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7. Some pairs of boobies like to face a specific direction together.
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8. While other pairs of boobies face the total opposite direction from each other.
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9. Some pairs of boobies sit up high.
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10. Other pairs hang out down low.
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11. Some booby pairs sit far apart.
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12. While others sit very close together.
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13. Boobies can appear long and lean.
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14. Or short and squat.
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15. Sometimes boobies point up high, while others point down low...even in the same pair!
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16. Basically, boobies are the best...
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17. ...and each and every pair is uniquely beautiful.
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