1. It's been super ass-freezingly cold in many parts of Eastern Canada this weekend.
crying bc it's so cold wtf canada wyd 😩🌨🌬
2. So cold, in fact, that rugged Canucks can't help but talk about all the crazy things happening as a result of the weather. For example, it's so cold that cellphones are randomly shutting down.
#Winter in #Canada It's so cold that, as I searched bus times with frozen thumbs, my phone SHUT OFF. Even it thought "It's TOO COLD TO LIVE"
3.
When it's so cold in Canada that your phone freezes,says it dead , and then shuts off unexpectedly while trying to take pics🙃🙃
4. Fitbits can't handle it, either.
Overheard in Canada today. It was so cold today my Fitbit thought I died. #freeze
5. It's so cold a cop went to start his cruiser and this happened:
6. Cars are basically falling apart from the freeze.
Last night it was so cold, my car could no longer register the temperature #canada
7.
Love when it's so cold that my car won't even start🙄 #Canada
8. Cans of pop are exploding from the cold.
So cold, can of soda water exploded #cold weather #Canada #waiting for spring
9. Car windows refuse to defrost.
When it' so cold, that your windows don't fully defrost even after the car has been running an hour. #Canada
10. House windows are cracking.
IT IS SO COLD IN CANADA, IT CRACKED A WINDOW IN THE HOUSE.
11. This guy left a window open in his bathroom and his butt paid the price.
When you leave the window open and it's so cold the toilet seat literally numbs your ass #Canada
12. Sit anywhere outside and your ass becomes an instant popcicle.
IT'S SO COLD I SAT DOWN AND MY ASS IMMEDIATELY FROZE, WHY NOW CANADA
13. It's so cold that this happens when you try to use your barbeque.
My dad was just cooking on the bbq outside and his plate broke it was so cold #Canada
(As all Canadians know, It's never too cold to grill.)
14. It's so cold that pipes are freezing.
Shit welp.... welcome to Canada! Its so cold that our pipes froze overnight.
15. And the power is going out.
@_Blzdnconfused @_autumnkayy Ottawa Ontario in Canada. So cold right now our power just went out :-)
16. It's so cold that your fridge is suddenly a source of warmth.
It's so cold that I have to open the fridge to warm up. #canada
17. Your bare hands will instantly stick to things.
It's so cold that my fingers stuck to a metal lock. God bless, Canada.
18. It's so cold people are making Justin Bieber jokes.
It's so cold I hate Canada more than Justin does
19. And politician jokes.
It's so cold right now in Canada, that I saw a politician with his hands in his OWN pockets!
20. It's so cold there is nothing to do but cry your frozen eyes out.
You know when it's so cold outside you start crying 😭😭 Only in Canada
21. And wonder why god why does this kind of cold happen to good people.
When you wonder why you still live in Canada when it is -'my balls are so cold they might fall off' Celsius out.