In an important development for Canadian-British relations, a doctoral student in Brighton, England reported that she witnessed a "nervous Canadian guy" successfully flirt with a local barista and secure a date for this evening hence.
How could she tell he was Canadian? Did he have a maple leaf sewn onto his backpack? Was it Ryan Gosling?
To win her heart, he told her how much better her coffee was than Tim Hortons back home.
Hey Nervous Canadian Guy In A Brighton Coffee Shop: congrats on the date, but you're probably not welcome back home.