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27 Canadian Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed In Your Life

"Why did the fugitives go to Canada? Because they had nowhere else Toronto."

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1. The original Canadian dad joke.

2. A guy tried selling me Canada.

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4. Why did the fugitives go to Canada?

5. Canada has a real hard water problem.

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7. The U.S. and Canada are combining their space programs to send a spacecraft to the moon.

8. A dad joke that could get you arrested.

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10. The ultimate Reddit dad joke.

11. Candian dad jokes also live on Twitter.

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16. Hats off.

17. Political dad jokes are a thing.

Peter MacKay, FYI.

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18. Our politicians are also known to tell them.

19. Also a dad thing: telling dirty dad jokes in Canadian Tire.

20. This is everything.

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Yes.

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23. A insidery dad joke about hockey broadcasting rights.

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24. Curling dad joke!

25. Warning: Contains an American dad making a joke about French signs.

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27. Delete your account.