Sizzling Stimulus Package: Bacon Haiku Contest

In the ultimate symbol of hope, Crabby is holding a ‘Bacon Haiki’ contest. $100 gift certificate goes to the author of the best bacon haiku. Because, in these dark times, who doesn’t need to bring home more bacon?

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