The aroma steals
Into your heart before it
Swipes years from your life
By Crabby Golightly
IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO BRING HOME THE BACON. Barron's reports that America's joblessness last year was the worst in seven decades and is expected to grow even higher this year.
Here at Crabby, we feel your pain. So we decided to hold a bacon haiku contest.
Personally, if it weren't for bacon I could easily be a vegetarian. And, I ask, is there a better symbol of hope than "more bacon?"
Emotionally and physically, carnivores fall hard for this little piggy. Do a quick search on BUZZFEED and you'll find -- count'em -- two dozen tasty links to this off the hook sizzle.