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1. When you wake up and open Instagram and you realize what day it is…
2. Because when you start scrolling you are just thinking…
3. But really you are thinking…
4. However you’re so glad you don’t have to make one of those sappy shout-out post to your significant other that no one wants to read anyway
5. Or buy a gift for anyone
6. And how awesome is it that you don’t have to do your hair
7. Or get tangled up in some complicated lingerie
8. Or shave
9. Most importantly, you can spend the whole day alone in your bed
10. It’s funny because people don’t seem to understand that you actually like spending time alone…
11. You can play Taylor Swift as loud as you want and sing your heart out
12. The only phone call you get all day is from that random stage 5 clinger from the bar last weekend
13. Oh and that pity phone call from your mom... (because she feels sorry for you)
14. After watching 4 stupid love movies and you resort to Tinder… “Are you DTF?”
15. And then you realize DTF doesn’t mean what you thought it meant
16. You don’t have to spend the day alone… you can spend it with your other single friends
17. Isn’t the holiday actually called Galentine’s day anyway?
18. Good thing you didn’t have to go on a real date
19. Because then you would have to pretend that you like flowers
20. And you would have to pretend that you don’t like food
21. Because if only people really knew how much you enjoy your food
22. Especially chocolate
23. Thank goodness you don’t have to share
24. And when your roommate comes home and tells you how great her date was …
25. And you tell her you are going to buy chocolate on sale tomorrow
26. Finally it’s midnight and the day is now over and you can go to bed knowing that you had the best Valentine's Day ever
27. But, it’s true… you’ll probably be single forever
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