The 27 Most Relatable Schmidt Quotes

Because you really should be your own character on New Girl already.

1. Whenever you accidentally go to a bar in a college neighborhood.

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2. When your favorite show goes on hiatus.

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3. When those terrible Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials come on TV.

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4. When you remember to pay your taxes on time.

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5. When your best friend finally asks you to be in their wedding.

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6. When you can’t decide what size sandwich to get at Subway.

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7. When you reflect on your nontypical upbringing.

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8. Whenever you online shop on a site you can’t afford.

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9. When someone asks you about your interests and all you can think of is food.

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10. You, Friday at 5 p.m.

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11. Whenever you and your best friend get weird together.

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12. When you think of an awesome catchphrase and can’t wait to try it out.

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13. Whenever you watch a scary movie too close to bedtime.

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14. When your sheltered childhood skewed your cultural sensitivity.

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15. When you found out Pluto was no longer considered a planet.

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16. When people catch on that you’re not always the most laid back person on earth.

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17. You, in middle school health class.

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18. Whenever your celebrity crush is on a new cover of a magazine.

Even if you don’t have a penis.

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19. Whenever you try to socialize with real live people.

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20. When you get carried away with bedroom talk:

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21. You, around your in-laws.

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22. Whenever you get defensive about your interior decorating.

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23. When you can’t take sexting seriously.

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24. Anytime you try to make casual small talk.

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25. When someone chooses the wrong time to ask how your day was.

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26. When you get unreasonably excited about spending a night in.

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27. When you offer up your best nugget of advice.

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