1. Whenever you accidentally go to a bar in a college neighborhood.
9. When someone asks you about your interests and all you can think of is food.
11. Whenever you and your best friend get weird together.
12. When you think of an awesome catchphrase and can’t wait to try it out.
13. Whenever you watch a scary movie too close to bedtime.
14. When your sheltered childhood skewed your cultural sensitivity.
16. When people catch on that you’re not always the most laid back person on earth.
18. Whenever your celebrity crush is on a new cover of a magazine.
Even if you don’t have a penis.