This wonderful Godzilla scene was brought to a work barbecue in Tokyo, according to redditor takshaka. I know it’s not as “good” as the “professional” watermelon artists’ work, but I’d give this baby the blue ribbon. Technically, it’s not eligible to win our National Watermelon Day. But, who the fuck cares.
Also, there is a brand of watermelon in Japan called “Godzilla Egg.”
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