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    The 40 Best Worst Runner Costumes

    If it's not a Halloween race, and you're running in a costume — and you beat me —I HATE YOU.

    1. Testicles.

    2. Pac Man.

    3. A naked Jester in white face.

    4. Fake Pregnant Fake Nuns.

    5. Scooby Doo.

    6. "Quiky," the Nesquik Bunny.

    7. A fuckin' Donkey.

    8. "Foamy" the Fire Extinguisher, a Chef, and a Gorilla.

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    9. Einsteins.

    10. An Easter Bunny, posing as Usain Bolt (ugh).

    11. A Big Mouth Billy Bass.

    12. A Giant Woman's Face.

    13. Fozzie Bear.

    14. A Bag Lady.

    15. Road Kill.

    16. A Fish.

    17. "Pam Anderson".

    18. Mr. Clean (note eyebrows).

    19. A "Running" Refrigerator (GET IT?)

    20. A Fucking Hippie.

    21. A "U" Tube?

    22. Speedo Cowboy & Indian.

    23. A Pilgrim.

    24. A Cymbal-Banging Monkey.

    25. A Rhino (excused, because great cause).

    26. The Dukes of Hazard.

    27. "Paris Hilton".

    28. Fred Flintstone.

    29. American Gothic.

    30. Napoleon.

    31. Hamlet.

    32. A Tiger.

    33. BFI-branded portable shitters.

    34. A Shitting Runner.

    35. A Whoopie Cushion, with sound (asshole).

    36. A Nerd.

    37. Fake Gump.

    38. Beer Drinking Cups.

    39. I don't care how much it hurt, I would get ahead of these guys, NO MATTER WHAT.

    40. A Caveman. (Note: Abebe Bikila won the 1960 Olympic marathon running barefoot.)

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