1. That wouldn't be comfortable, now would it?
That's my Million Dollar Idea! Flying minivans! Screw the airline industry.
Lori
@loribuckmajor
That's my Million Dollar Idea!
Flying minivans! Screw the airline industry.
2. Ummm, why would you want to eat it in the first place?
Just thought of my million dollar idea edible deodorant.
Ryne David
@Rynoman21
Just thought of my million dollar idea edible deodorant.
3. Maybe...
Million dollar idea: slow cook ribs, use the left over sauce/fat/goodness to make popsicles. Ribscicles. Genius. Best of desert and dinner.
Sam Kearney
@Samkearney33
Million dollar idea: slow cook ribs, use the left over sauce/fat/goodness to make popsicles. Ribscicles. Genius. Best of desert and dinner.
4. Ok, you got me hooked.
Million dollar idea: a toothpaste that doesn't stain your clothes.
Carsen Berry
@CarsenBerry
Million dollar idea: a toothpaste that doesn't stain your clothes.
5. The #foreveralone email account.
Million dollar idea:An email account that has every email address in the world marked as spam. Never receives any emails. Best account ever.
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@fizzlestothetop
Million dollar idea:An email account that has every email address in the world marked as spam. Never receives any emails. Best account ever.
6. You could match it to your bathroom wall, carpet, and… other things.
So my last tweet is actually a million dollar idea. Different colored toilet paper. #COPYRIGHT
Adrianne Ellerbroek
@adriae16
So my last tweet is actually a million dollar idea. Different colored toilet paper. #COPYRIGHT
7. YES! Gold mine!
Million dollar idea: A birth control pill holder that has an alarm that sounds like a screaming baby whenever you forget to take your pill.
christinawilder
@christinawilder
Million dollar idea: A birth control pill holder that has an alarm that sounds like a screaming baby whenever you forget to take your pill.
8. Not too convincing, but ok.
Million dollar idea. A bar called "Outlet". Drinks cost double but everybody gets a place to charge their phone.
Chris Cubas
@ChrisCubas
Million dollar idea. A bar called "Outlet". Drinks cost double but everybody gets a place to charge their phone.
9. PLEASEEEEEE.
Million dollar idea: WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.
Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ
@ChildhoodFacts
Million dollar idea:
WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.
10. PRETTY PLEASEEEEE.
Million dollar idea: Toddler Tape Millions of uses, including: -Keeping their mouth shut -Keeping hands to themselves -Keeping them in bed
Qwerty Jones
@QwertyJones3
Million dollar idea: Toddler Tape
Millions of uses, including:
-Keeping their mouth shut
-Keeping hands to themselves
-Keeping them in bed
11. Yeah, no, not even a one million dollar one.
fifty million dollar idea: Gwen Stefani singing Nine Inch Nail covers in a 3 year Vegas contract
dylan sage
@1984jpeg
fifty million dollar idea: Gwen Stefani singing Nine Inch Nail covers in a 3 year Vegas contract
12. Can I invest on this one?
Million-dollar idea: An airline that loses your emotional baggage.
Dave
@gneicco
Million-dollar idea: An airline that loses your emotional baggage.
13. Out of all the options in the world, why Tweety?
Million dollar idea: condoms that have random temporary tattoos on the inside. like you'd roll them off and find tweety bird on your dick.
Leslie Chow
@ImLeslieChow
Million dollar idea: condoms that have random temporary tattoos on the inside. like you'd roll them off and find tweety bird on your dick.
14. Euuuuugh.
Million dollar idea: a laptop that is charged by masturbating.
15. I see what you did there ¬¬
I have a million dollar idea that I will explain to the first million people that send me a dollar.
Spencer Kane
@IAmSpencerKane
I have a million dollar idea that I will explain to the first million people that send me a dollar.
16. How very meta of you.
I want a site that lets you review Yelp reviews. This is my million dollar idea.
alix
@alixmcalpine
I want a site that lets you review Yelp reviews. This is my million dollar idea.
17. Sold.
Million dollar idea: Ice cream trucks but for alcohol.
18. Again, sold.
Million Dollar Idea: Breakfast place that only serves cold, leftover pizza and coffee. Get at me, Venture Capitalists.
Truth y Frijoles
@mrtruthandsoul
Million Dollar Idea: Breakfast place that only serves cold, leftover pizza and coffee.
Get at me, Venture Capitalists.
19. Can it post straight to Instagram too?
A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it.
Condescending Wonka
@OhMrWonka
A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it.
20. :(
If I had a dollar for every time I've had a million dollar idea, I'd have (does quick mental calculation) zero dollars.
Teju Cole
@tejucole
If I had a dollar for every time I've had a million dollar idea, I'd have (does quick mental calculation) zero dollars.
21. Not coming over for drinks, dude. Nope.
Million dollar idea: something that lets you create an ice cube mold out of your junk, so you can have your own ice dickle.
Wil Wheaton
@wilw
Million dollar idea: something that lets you create an ice cube mold out of your junk, so you can have your own ice dickle.
22. No more low bat. EVER.
Million dollar idea: smartphones that don't run on batteries but rather the energy generated by human anxiety
Ari Scott
@ariscott
Million dollar idea: smartphones that don't run on batteries but rather the energy generated by human anxiety
23. Dream come true.
would anyone like to fund my million dollar idea: guitar case suitcases so you can look cool at the airport. thanks.
Morgan Murphy
@morgan_murphy
would anyone like to fund my million dollar idea: guitar case suitcases so you can look cool at the airport. thanks.
24. ILU!
Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep.
Pauly Casillas
@PaulyPeligroso
Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep.
25. Ugh, yes.
MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.
Terry F
@daemonic3
MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.