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    Posted on Nov 13, 2013

    25 People Who Had A Million Dollar Idea

    Some are great, some need some rethinking, others are a plain "no way". If you need some inspiration for your million dollar idea, you can find more on Twitter.

    1. That wouldn't be comfortable, now would it?

    That's my Million Dollar Idea! Flying minivans! Screw the airline industry.

    Lori

    @loribuckmajor

    That's my Million Dollar Idea!

    Flying minivans! Screw the airline industry.

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    2. Ummm, why would you want to eat it in the first place?

    Just thought of my million dollar idea edible deodorant.

    Ryne David

    @Rynoman21

    Just thought of my million dollar idea edible deodorant.

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    3. Maybe...

    Million dollar idea: slow cook ribs, use the left over sauce/fat/goodness to make popsicles. Ribscicles. Genius. Best of desert and dinner.

    Sam Kearney

    @Samkearney33

    Million dollar idea: slow cook ribs, use the left over sauce/fat/goodness to make popsicles. Ribscicles. Genius. Best of desert and dinner.

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    4. Ok, you got me hooked.

    Million dollar idea: a toothpaste that doesn't stain your clothes.

    Carsen Berry

    @CarsenBerry

    Million dollar idea: a toothpaste that doesn't stain your clothes.

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    5. The #foreveralone email account.

    Million dollar idea:An email account that has every email address in the world marked as spam. Never receives any emails. Best account ever.

    ⓃⓊⓃⓏⒾ ♨

    @fizzlestothetop

    Million dollar idea:An email account that has every email address in the world marked as spam. Never receives any emails. Best account ever.

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    6. You could match it to your bathroom wall, carpet, and… other things.

    So my last tweet is actually a million dollar idea. Different colored toilet paper. #COPYRIGHT

    Adrianne Ellerbroek

    @adriae16

    So my last tweet is actually a million dollar idea. Different colored toilet paper. #COPYRIGHT

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    7. YES! Gold mine!

    Million dollar idea: A birth control pill holder that has an alarm that sounds like a screaming baby whenever you forget to take your pill.

    christinawilder

    @christinawilder

    Million dollar idea: A birth control pill holder that has an alarm that sounds like a screaming baby whenever you forget to take your pill.

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    8. Not too convincing, but ok.

    Million dollar idea. A bar called "Outlet". Drinks cost double but everybody gets a place to charge their phone.

    Chris Cubas

    @ChrisCubas

    Million dollar idea. A bar called "Outlet". Drinks cost double but everybody gets a place to charge their phone.

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    9. PLEASEEEEEE.

    Million dollar idea: WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

    Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ

    @ChildhoodFacts

    Million dollar idea:

    WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

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    10. PRETTY PLEASEEEEE.

    Million dollar idea: Toddler Tape Millions of uses, including: -Keeping their mouth shut -Keeping hands to themselves -Keeping them in bed

    Qwerty Jones

    @QwertyJones3

    Million dollar idea: Toddler Tape

    Millions of uses, including:

    -Keeping their mouth shut

    -Keeping hands to themselves

    -Keeping them in bed

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    11. Yeah, no, not even a one million dollar one.

    fifty million dollar idea: Gwen Stefani singing Nine Inch Nail covers in a 3 year Vegas contract

    dylan sage

    @1984jpeg

    fifty million dollar idea: Gwen Stefani singing Nine Inch Nail covers in a 3 year Vegas contract

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    12. Can I invest on this one?

    Million-dollar idea: An airline that loses your emotional baggage.

    Dave

    @gneicco

    Million-dollar idea: An airline that loses your emotional baggage.

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    13. Out of all the options in the world, why Tweety?

    Million dollar idea: condoms that have random temporary tattoos on the inside. like you'd roll them off and find tweety bird on your dick.

    Leslie Chow

    @ImLeslieChow

    Million dollar idea: condoms that have random temporary tattoos on the inside. like you'd roll them off and find tweety bird on your dick.

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    14. Euuuuugh.

    Million dollar idea: a laptop that is charged by masturbating.

    Kumail Nanjiani

    @kumailn

    Million dollar idea: a laptop that is charged by masturbating.

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    15. I see what you did there ¬¬

    I have a million dollar idea that I will explain to the first million people that send me a dollar.

    Spencer Kane

    @IAmSpencerKane

    I have a million dollar idea that I will explain to the first million people that send me a dollar.

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    16. How very meta of you.

    I want a site that lets you review Yelp reviews. This is my million dollar idea.

    alix

    @alixmcalpine

    I want a site that lets you review Yelp reviews. This is my million dollar idea.

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    17. Sold.

    Million dollar idea: Ice cream trucks but for alcohol.

    Will Ferrell Parody

    @FillWerrel

    Million dollar idea: Ice cream trucks but for alcohol.

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    18. Again, sold.

    Million Dollar Idea: Breakfast place that only serves cold, leftover pizza and coffee. Get at me, Venture Capitalists.

    Truth y Frijoles

    @mrtruthandsoul

    Million Dollar Idea: Breakfast place that only serves cold, leftover pizza and coffee.

    Get at me, Venture Capitalists.

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    19. Can it post straight to Instagram too?

    A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it.

    Condescending Wonka

    @OhMrWonka

    A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it.

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    20. :(

    If I had a dollar for every time I've had a million dollar idea, I'd have (does quick mental calculation) zero dollars.

    Teju Cole

    @tejucole

    If I had a dollar for every time I've had a million dollar idea, I'd have (does quick mental calculation) zero dollars.

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    21. Not coming over for drinks, dude. Nope.

    Million dollar idea: something that lets you create an ice cube mold out of your junk, so you can have your own ice dickle.

    Wil Wheaton

    @wilw

    Million dollar idea: something that lets you create an ice cube mold out of your junk, so you can have your own ice dickle.

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    22. No more low bat. EVER.

    Million dollar idea: smartphones that don't run on batteries but rather the energy generated by human anxiety

    Ari Scott

    @ariscott

    Million dollar idea: smartphones that don't run on batteries but rather the energy generated by human anxiety

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    23. Dream come true.

    would anyone like to fund my million dollar idea: guitar case suitcases so you can look cool at the airport. thanks.

    Morgan Murphy

    @morgan_murphy

    would anyone like to fund my million dollar idea: guitar case suitcases so you can look cool at the airport. thanks.

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    24. ILU!

    Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep.

    Pauly Casillas

    @PaulyPeligroso

    Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep.

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    25. Ugh, yes.

    MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.

    Terry F

    @daemonic3

    MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.

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