What Does King Chest Hair Really Look Like?

Not since Dr. Claw in the TV show Inspector Gadget has there been such a shroud of secrecy around one man's face. In Volume 6 of Ask King Chest Hair, Anonymous asked: "can you post a picture of your face and chesthair please , i think you're hot sa hell." Which roughly translated to, "King Chest Hair, will you post a picture of both your hot as hell face and hot as hell chest hair, since you've never posted a picture of your face since starting the blog?" You'll have to read the post to find out whether or not King Chest Hair revealed his face to the world...