Does This Make You A Stalker?

No one is going to believe that "Anna Nonomas" is real, and liking their statuses about dating someone new will eventually get suspicious and does nothing for your relationship.

Tricking them into picking up the phone to see what they're doing is classic creep behavior. Chances are you don't even want to know.

What the f*$# are you even thinking? No one wants you to "surprise" them. No one has been dying to see you. If anyone was interested in your presence they would have called you. Get off social media until you've learned about boundaries.

People can be weird and scary. If you didn't do a Google search of your date before going out with them then you could find yourself in a basement turned dungeon with someone's dead mom.

Stop it. Trying to find out about somebody based on their embarrassing profiles from 2004 is just desperate. It's also going to be crazy awkward when you have to pretend that you didn't know your new boyfriend used to love Jimmy Eat World.

Don't be that person. Could you imagine if your boyfriend or girlfriend was outside and saw you driving by? The humiliation isn't worth the risk. Don't be a loser.

If your still friends because you've always liked Mrs. Ex-Boyfriend's-Mom then it's okay. But if you're still friends with her because you want to see what's going on in your ex's life then you're an advantageous stalker and that's one of the worst kinds of stalkers you can be.

If you have to pretend you didn't know they worked there, then you shouldn't be there. No good can come from you being a stalker AND a liar.

Jesus, have some dignity. It's good to try new things after a breakup, but engaging in your ex's hobby solely because it's your ex's hobby makes you look crazy desperate. You'll end up shopping in the same yarn store on purpose and everyone will hate you.

Going through someone's Facebook is stalker behavior. Making their status to something about poop, changing their profile picture to a hamster, and updating their birthday to today are all acceptable and would definitely be done to you if the tables were turned.