1. A shower curtain liner with pockets so you can take advantage of every last inch of storage space your cramped bathroom offers.
2. An interlocking drawer organizer that'd leave Marie Kondo scrambling for a new catchphrase — "joy" doesn't begin to describe what this tidy setup will spark in you.
3. A luxurious foam spa pillow with seven suction cups that cling to your tub to give your shoulders and neck some much-needed orthopedic support when you're kicking back.
4. A tube-wringer, because squeezing out that last tiny bit of toothpaste can be incredibly rewarding, wow!
5. A shower head to give you three times the coverage of a standard one — as well as a much more intense, sculpting experience.
6. A space-saving outlet shelf that's perfect for propping up your home speakers while you bathe.
7. A swiveling, wall-mountable towel bar to hang as many as six rows of heavy-duty towels on — time to buy six rows of towels!
8. Or a steel and glass shelf with a towel bar, an idea you definitely shouldn't shelf!
9. A mini trash can for the naysayers who said a garbage can could never be described as "chic."
10. An acrylic Squatty Potty to get your colon and artistic sensibility aligned.
11. An over-the-door hair tools holder so you always have easy access to your frequently used products.
12. A three-piece set of quick-drying towels to spare yourself from the horrors of a dank, mildewy space.
13. A bamboo bath mat that'll stay looking first-day new (unlike your standard cotton mat you've been wronged by too many times in the past).
14. A BuzzFeed Reviews–approved bidet, because you should know using toilet paper in the year 2019 is honestly kinda crappy!
15. A pair of amber glass bottles with labels to declutter your countertops and make your soaps look a whole lot fancier.
16. A wooden storage bin that'll inspire you to go wild with your cabinets.
17. A flexible shower caddy for holding all your shampoos and soaps and look dang good doing it.
18. A multi-compartmented acrylic makeup organizer to scratch that organizing itch.
19. A Bluetooth speaker you can bring in the shower with you and hear very well (despite how loud you like to sing in said shower).
20. An accordion-style plunger that'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with a standard rubber-cup one. So 20th century!
21. A storage caddy organizer for your medicine cabinet because figuring out how to stack on top of these narrow shelves can be a nightmare.
22. A luxury bathtub caddy tray you can rest a book or coffee mug (or, lol, your phone) on while you bathe.
23. A set of mason jar accessories that will the perfect amount of barnyard chic to any bathroom's aesthetic.
24. A slim plastic bathroom device that does a perfect job at having cleaning items go unnoticed while also collecting trash.
25. A simple and efficient electric toothbrush that'll earn you high marks at your next dentist appointment.
26. A two-tiered cosmetic organizer tray with a vanity mirror so you can take another look at yourself.
27. A toothbrush caddy that'll finally help you keep your brushes straight.
28. A hanging cotton canvas laundry bag you actually won't mind keeping out.
29. A highly rated water flosser if you simply suck at flossing your teeth and want to make up for lost time.
30. A pack of stick-anywhere motion-sensor night lights so you can grab an item out of the medicine cabinet in the middle of the night without waking everyone up with a sudden burst of light.
31. A memory foam bath mat to keep the comfy relaxation going even when you step out of the bath or shower. It's cushiony, it's absorbent, it's exactly what you're missing in your bathroom.
32. A set of LED vanity lights because you deserve to feel like a movie star when you're doing your makeup (or your 25-step skincare routine).
33. A toilet paper stand large enough to hold four rolls without taking up a ton of space in your bathroom. It even features a handy top shelf for tissues, wipes, or your phone (which leaves less of a chance of you dropping it in the toilet).
Promising review: "This tissue paper holder holds three jumbo rolls easily plus one at the top. And there is a little shelf that you can put products on or your phone on. It was very easy to assemble and it was a nice black color I definitely recommend." –@Chrissycupcake420
Price: $22.99+ (available in two colors)
34. A drain cover that'll add a few extra inches to your baths and prevent your concoction of bubbles, salts, and oils from going down the drain. Prepare to sink and soak like you've never sunk and soaked before.
Promising review: "Baths have changed for me forever now! I can actually FILL THE TUB and not hear that dreaded sound of half my water (and my expensive magnesium flakes, essential oils, organic bubble baths and other fancy therapeutic ingredients) tragically vanishing down the drain. If you're a larger person trying to fit in a smaller tub, especially, you know... THE STRUGGLE IS REAL. Now I can take more baths, enjoy more relaxing warm coziness... all because of this little bit of silicone! Be careful if you have a refinished tub, as I do... remove those suctions SUPER gently and don't let them stick on too hard. Technically you're not supposed to use suctions with a refinished tub." –anonymous
Price: $7.29+ (available in nine colors)