1. 1. Grand Rapids Resident Pet
Someone in Grand Rapids, please validate this story.
2. 2. Beardist
3. 3. God Replacement
“Deities that do not forbid bacon or alcohol are preferred.” Did we just become best friends?
4. 4. Ghost Writer
Because, obviously, ghosts care about being on TV.
5. 5. Temp Girlfriend
6. 6. Craigslist MD
“The cyst is behind my right eyeball and looks fairly easy to get at.” Calling all cyst fetish freaks, easy access.
7. 7. Real-Life Kick-Ass
Because whatever you see in the movies is totally realistic.
8. 8. Archvillain
The only thing certain in life is taxes. Death by nemesis is not guaranteed anymore apparently.
9. 9. GOT - RS luvr
Yeah, sign me up too.
10. 10. Robert Sylvester Kelly
Not sure how looks are irrelevant. I’m guessing dong size isn’t?
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