STDs are not being accepted at this time.
We can't all be skinny wieners. So Tony, Gerry and the gang give us some important lessons to live by.
Elena Jane "Ellie" Goulding has found increasing success on the music scene, but she's not letting it go to her head. She's a regular person just like the rest of us.
Time warp back to the BEST CULT FILM EVER MADE. Dammit, Janet.
...what if, get ready for it, Harry Potter (the boy who lived and all that jazz) was nothing more than a depressed, downtrodden kid whose natural defense against loneliness and depression was to use his imagination.
That's a mouthful. Congresswoman Loretta Sanchez, representative for a district in Orange County, has been working on The Hill for over a decade, and every year she graces those on her Christmas card list with some doozies starring her cat Gretzky. Here are the past 11 winners.
Hear our plea! The first season of Princesses: Long Island has just ended, and Bravo isn't even setting up a Reunion special where the girls can air the same grievances again?
These are pretty bomb-dot-com parodic live-action movie trailers made by some damn talented fans. My request: can we get one for "Braceface"? I've always wondered if Alden would look as dreamy in real life...
In honor of the end of Shark Week, here are some sharks who just really hate that they get the limelight only one week a year.
I love reading as much as the next person (if the next person happens to be a bibliophile; if not, I love reading MORE than the next person). In any case, sometimes you want your love of books to trickle into other non-reading parts of your life, and here's how you can accomplish that.
You would think the title says it all, but it's shocking the number of falsities the Real "Housewives" promotes. Tsk, tsk Bravo.
BuzzFeed: where dreams are made, but also where dreams are stolen, chewed up, and spit back out at you.
Because who wouldn't watch cute kitties starring in EVERY movie?
Sloths have a really great reputation because stupid celebrities like Kristen "Veronica Mars" Bell have become very public about their adoration for the animal that SUPPOSEDLY moves really slowly and laboriously. However, few people know about the OG slow-moving creature, the sloth of the ocean: me, the Blobfish. Eat your heart out KBell.
We could list every line from the film as a favorite quote, so please forgive the many that are missing. Here are just a few.
Just because you have a boyfriend, doesn't mean that you don't want to go out and see people. But going out with your (single) girlfriends is particularly hard. Your priorities have changed, you've moved on from your wild college ways and it's EXTREMELY difficult to convince yourself that shots fun. Because they aren't. Same with wearing tight dresses. Can't we just have a game night?
Chi Phi is no longer an active chapter at USC, but that doesn't mean they haven't left us with a little bit of 80s fratty legend. Watch and enjoy.