For the Clares frustrated by all the spelling mistakes:
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My name is Claire. Not Clar. Not Clair. Not Clare. Not Clairey. Not Clairebear. Just Claire.
2.
Claire, not clare, clar, clair, or clayre https://t.co/htAC3c2yWA
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@CarrrollClare ITS16 YEARS FOR ME AND I HAVE SEEN -Clair -Clar -Claire -Clre (<< idek) -Klar -Klair -Klare AND NEVER JUST FUCKING CLARE
4.
variations of my v simple name that people have mistakenly written to me in emails: claire, clair, clarie
5.
If you ever want to annoy Claire over text literally just spell her name like "clair" "clare" or "clar"
For all the sheer number of Clares in the world:
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The Bachelor makes me hate all girls named Clare.
7.
who the heck is fox bronte and why did he add me to a list of "girls I'd shag" with only girls named clare? #okay
8.
I know at least 1638492917166284849371 girls named Claire/Clare
For the Clares who are just out to give us a bad name:
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according to my timeline, some guy named juan pablo is an asshole and some girl named clare is a bitch
10.
@emlyncrenshaw my high school boyfriend cheated on me with two girls named clare both spelled like clare
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@CarlyMenta Girls named Claire usually aren’t that good at spelling there name Girls named Clare aren’t reliable and should never be trusted with a pair of scissors
And finally, for the Clares who can laugh at themselves:
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the moment a girl named Claire connects to the internet she is now "Eclair"
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@Poeleveny I'm able to tell the number of girls named Claire in the room at any given time. I call it Clairevoyance.
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Nobody: Girls named Claire’s username: Clairbear_243