Hold The Phone Australia, Max Brenner Just Announced That Pineapple Does Go On Pizza

    As a staunch lover of Hawaiian pizza, I approve this message.

    Clare Aston
    by Clare Aston

    BuzzFeed Staff

    So, you all know Max Brenner, right? Of course, who am I kidding? We've all indulged in their chocolatey goodness once or twice...or a million times.

    Well, I'm here to tell you that they've launched an extravagant, OTT, new chocolate menu.

    CBS

    ^^ You, me and everyone after hearing this news.

    And there are some doozies, but none more so than the Decadent "Hawaiian" Pizza.

    Max Brenner Australia

    You can choose between a milk, dark, white or ruby chocolate base and then it's topped with cookie crumbs, juicy pineapple and cornflakes.

    I know you pineapple on pizza haters will be screaming that this isn't right, but ya know — the truth is written in the chocolate.

    Max Brenner Australia

    LOOK AT IT! Pineapple belongs on pizza!

    If you still can't bring yourself to try it, there's also a bunch of other delicious pizzas just begging to be eaten.

    Max Brenner has also brought out new sharing platters, the fondue towers of your dreams and a bubblegum milkshake that is 110% worth the sugar rush it'll give you.

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    BRB, going down to my nearest Max Brenner to treat myself to a chocolatey breakfast.

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    Life is all about balance, right?