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First off, no matter how planned or ~chill~ you are about what you need to buy, you enter your chosen furniture store with CONFIDENCE.
2.
Then, nearly immediately, you're completely overwhelmed by the immense size of the place.
3.
You start to wonder why you're with your partner when they point to a disgusting coffee table and say, "What about this one, babe?"
4.
You get concerned about your future together when they tell you that the reason they want the disgusting coffee table is because of the price point.
5.
You get tired, both emotionally and physically, when you have the same conversation about matching woods again and again.
6.
You get irrationally angry when they mutter under their breath, "We could just take the couch that's on the side of the road."
7.
You get extremely wistful looking at all the knick-knacks that you really want to buy, but can't afford this trip round.
8.
You go into a panic when you realise that you've lost your partner somewhere in the bedroom section.
9.
You nearly snap out of frustration when you realise that there's an entire other level in this store.
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And you become very snippy and start throwing sass to your partner, even though they're just trying to help.
11.
You get annoyed because now you've gone through the whole store and you can't remember the coffee table that you wanted to buy.
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You nearly break down in tears while paying because my god, furniture is expensive.
13.
And then you actually do break down in tears when the delivery cost is added on.
14.
You instantly fall back in love when your partner says, "Don't worry babe — I can get that to fit in our rental car."
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Followed by the sudden urge to kill them when your stuff absolutely does NOT fit.
16.
You burn with shame as you trudge back to the store, because yes, please, you would like to pay for delivery.
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You start to remember true happiness when your partner swings into Macca's on the way home.
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And then you feel extremely embarrassed because you're suddenly hit with the realisation of how stupid you were in that place.
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Finally, you start to feel that you probably overreacted. You're just being dramatic — there's no way it was that bad!
