So, like most people, I celebrated the end of the decade on 31 December, 2019.
It wasn't just the start of a new year, it was the start of a new decade.
But then someone on Twitter alerted me to the fact that the start of the decade might actually be January 1, 2021?!
I felt attacked by the idea that I can't actually count.
Well it kinda makes sense that we're all keen to end this decade ASAP.
Did literally NONE of us work this out before? Or was it just me?
Plus, my ~history~ knowledge is apparently as dead as Caesar.
And that even my daily bushel of apples was being consumed incorrectly.
At first I was shocked, I questioned my sense of time, I wondered how I could be so fooled!
But now, I'm looking at the bright side — if I fuck up this year, well at least the new decade doesn't start until 2021.