This Man Cooked A Whole Ass Meal In An Airplane Bathroom, "Ingredient Only" Households, And More Internet Trends

    I need this man on the no fly list, ASAP.

    Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, where we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments that are buzzing around in your phone.

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    I'm sorry to start off with something so vile, but it must be discussed. A guy cooked shrimp and mashed potatoes in an airplane bathroom and the internet — and myself — are disgusted.

    @barfly7777

    With 2 6v batteries wired in series to an immersion beverage heater, one is able to get water scalding hot quickly. Raw shrimp will only need a few minutes. Adding instant mash to the shrimp water adds some extra flavor. Garlic butter makes everything go better. #terribleideawhattime #shrimp #garlicshrimp #mashedpotatoes #flying #bathroomchef #howtocookproperly #barfly7777 #innovation #privatechef #newidea #hack #Splice

    ♬ FUCK IT - xryce

    The video made its way to Twitter, where people are simply flabbergasted. I mean, make it make sense!

    Cooking shrimp in a dirty public sink, but I can’t get through TSA with a bottled water??? pic.twitter.com/p45cWJ7Luo

    — Bri ✨ (@storymodebae) December 8, 2023
    Twitter: @storymodebae

    In less gross food news, people who come from "ingredient-only" households are complaining on TikTok and I personally feel seen.

    @iscabirdd

    #ingredientsmum sorry penny ur meals are da bomb 🔥🔥

    ♬ Che La Luna - Louis Prima
    Basically, these are houses full of ingredients — and lots and lots of condiments — but not enough to cook an actual meal.

    I mean, at least you can whip up...whatever this is?

    But someone who probably can't partake in microwave nachos is internet personality Tana Mongeau, whose veneer comically popped off in the middle of a sentence in a now-viral TikTok.

    I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A TINY TOOTH UNDER THERE!!!

    Meanwhile on Twitter, a viral tweet about Beauty and the Beast started a convo about thirsting after the Beast pre-transformation and, uh, it's kind of relatable.

    Personally, Belle was not fooling me or anyone. When the Beast changed into a human, I saw that look on her face. That was DISAPPOINTMENT. https://t.co/RV8EKAc9aX

    — bobbi hosts ✨The Afternoon Special✨ (@hiimbobbi) December 10, 2023
    Twitter: @hiimbobbi

    Someone graciously shared the entire clip, and based on the likes and quote tweets, people feel some type of way about this topic.

    y’all… she was not fw him 😭😭 https://t.co/IRRspTV0GL pic.twitter.com/bWaPiimouO

    — akos is real tired 🚬🚬 (@EARTH0AKOSUA) December 10, 2023
    Twitter: @EARTH0AKOSUA

    Now for a palate cleanser! We rounded up some enjoyable things from around the internet to make you smile.

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    LOL: At people's predictions for where Travis Kelce is taking Taylor Swift for her birthday.

    “Taylor I am taking you to All of Garden” https://t.co/Mwfz1Razuv

    — paige (@BonerWizard) December 10, 2023
    Twitter: @BonerWizard

    Relate: To this cat and its beloved Ben & Jerry's.

    @priscawiska

    @benandjerrys is just that good. 😼 #cats #angrycatsounds

    ♬ original sound - Priscilla

    Make: Ornaments out of tomato paste. For real.

    Keep: Saving, you'll get there...eventually.

    My goal was to save 10k by December. I’m at $12.67

    — oh ok. (@_itsashleyc_) December 11, 2023
    Twitter: @_itsashleyc_

    That's all for today! I hope you're able to scrub the shrimp video from your memory but, if not, you should probably subscribe to Chronically Online, our internet news newsletter, to be the first to see the latest trending topics. Bye bye!