You've only been to the Grand Canyon once or twiceYou've actually seen a tumbleweed in the streetYou don't laugh at the word haboob anymore because you hear it so oftenYou've seen a haboobYou've been stuck in a haboobYour seatbelt has legitimately burned your skinYou've said, "At least it's a dry heat" in conversationYou've never seen snowYou've seen snow once or twiceYour idea of winter gear is a light jacketYour phone has overheated and you needed to wait a few minutes until you could use it againYou've referred to Scottsdale as "Snobsdale"You can spot a snow bird a mile awayYou've seen a rattlesnake somewhere in your neighborhoodYou detest the Light RailYou've fried an egg on the side walkYou've never actually seen a house with a basementYou're forever grateful that you've never experienced a hurricane, tornado, or any other natural disaster besides intense heatDaylight Savings Time means literally nothing to youYour windshield has fallen victim to either rocks, bugs, or random shit from the freewaysYou've been to Rollero at least once in your life and the smell of feet will never leave youYou love the "desert smell," AKA the smell that comes after it rainsIrrigating your yard is a way of lifeYou've shared your excitement on every social platform when it rainsYou've rarely seen water in a "river"You or someone who know has decorated a cactus for ChristmasYou love Sonoran Hot DogsYou don't have just one favorite Mexican restaurant — you have severalYou've taken a day trip to FlagstaffYou're from FlagstaffYou've debated which Pete's Fish & Chips serves the best foodYou've been to an ASU football gameYou've also been to a UofA football gameYou've gone into a sugar coma at The Sugar BowlYou don't complain about the heat until it's at LEAST 105 degrees
If You Check Off 18/33 On This List, You're Definitely From Arizona
You've made your way around AZ a few times, but there's still some things you need to experience before calling yourself an Arizonan!
If you haven't lived here your entire life, you've lived here for most of it! You know just what to do when it gets too hot outside and you know where all the good food is