Which Of These Shower Poop Options Would You Choose? (Not Pooping In The Shower Isn't An Option)

You have two options and they're both shitty.

Let's keep this simple — imagine yourself in the shower. You have to poop.

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The consistency of the poop is as it appears in the image. You only have those TWO options. No more, no less.

Explain your reasoning as to why you're team drain stomp, or team toilet toss.