What caused the end of the world?That's what I'm trying to figure outSomething from another dimensionWhatever it is, it's terrifyingNuclear warfareWhere are you camping out?The junkyardThe woodsA dead guy's houseWhere my old house wasYou still have to eat. What are you choking down today?Twinkies and cockroaches — classic apocalypse stuffWaffles and wild animals for proteinSome leftover processed stuff that's still goodI don't really have time to think about food right nowWhat's your weapon of choice?A sick swordSuperpowersA batA gunOh no! You've been bitten on the arm by a zombie! What do you do?Try and chop it off before an infection spreadsIgnore it, I have bigger issuesPatch up the injury quicklyThere's nothing left alive — what would even bite me?Who are you teaming up with to stay alive?A few other people who know what they're doingA couple of other stragglersI work aloneI could do fine by myself, but I wouldn't mind some friendsYou find the person responsible for the apocalypse. What do you do?Kill themTry to get information out of themBeat them up a little bitWhat's the point? They're basically dead anywaysPick your apocalyptic anthem:"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor"Istanbul" by They Might Be Giants"Runaway" by Bon JoviLastly, what's your objective?To save my friendsTo get back homeTo find the one I loveTo not die