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23 Realities All Servers Face During The Holidays

Tip or go HO HO HOME!

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1. Your manager calls to order the dreaded all-hands-on-deck team meeting.

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Agenda: To rip you a new one about how terrible you've all been doing as a team thus far and that "things around here" are going to change when the busy holiday season falls upon us.

3. If you're scheduled to work, YOU'RE GETTING TO WORK no matter how Mother Nature is behaving.

#Bossesbelike... "You still coming in, right?" When the roads are covered in snow and too dangerous to drive.

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#Bossesbelike... "You still coming in, right?" When the roads are covered in snow and too dangerous to drive.

2:38 AM - 17 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Your bladder is about to explode, but that's irrelevant because your section is packed and the restaurant is on a wait.

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When did it get this busy? It's NEVER this busy. Time to cancel your gym membership because the amount of cardio you get after one shift will keep you in tip-top shape.

6. Serving guests full of holiday cheer.

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Holiday shoppers that stop by for "a quick bite to eat" salvage the perfect combination of hunger and impatience to make for the snappiest, rudest people you've ever dealt with. If anything goes wrong during their dining experience, it is OFF with your head.

8. The constant bar supply stock fails.

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"May I start you off with something to drink?"

*scans drink menu* "Sure, may I have a Yuengling Lager?"

"Absolutely, I'll be right back" *punches in drink order and runs to the bar*

bartender: "We ran out of Yuengling Lager bottles yesterday..."

GREAT. WHERE WAS MY MEMO?

10. During rushes, your coworkers become barbaric savages.

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There are three food-ordering computer screens in the restaurant and 10 servers on. ~May the odds be forever in your favor~

12. Then again, there are always those star employees...

To the servers that stay on top of their sidework!!

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To the servers that stay on top of their sidework!!

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14. Holding back chuckles to food mispronunciations.

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Accents become more prevalent during the holiday season because of all the traveling that occurs. Salmon, andouille sauce...even the word water, sometimes make for a small mental smile.

15. Smiling graciously when you hear worst combination of words in a server's dictionary... "I have a coupon."

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Of course I'll process your expired 13-month-old coupon for 20% off that you definitely will not factor into the tip.

17. When the struggle needs change.

18. The straight up stiffing rage.

This is my life .... On $73.09.... What the fucking fuck

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This is my life ....

On $73.09....

What the fucking fuck

5:39 PM - 12 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. The emotional roller coaster your life becomes.

Omg I just got a 50 dollar tip!!!!! 😱