1. That time she defined her existence:
Chrissy Teigen: professional airplane bra-remover. It won't always be secretive and I won't always remember it, but it will always happen.
2. The time Michael Scott was her sole inspiration:
3. The time her selfie game was too strong for you:
4. The time she revealed the truth behind the legend:
5. When she demanded a recall from The Grammys:
2 grammy noms for @johnlegend no one has congratulated me for being the inspiration behind "all of me" without me there is no all of me
6. The time she proved why:
7. That time her head got a little big:
8. That time she accredited Queen B for her wedded bliss:
Thank you Beyoncé for making marriage seem cool it's the only reason I said yes
9. The time she did a quick homage to Yoncé:
10. The time she woke up like this:
11. The time she ate her husband:
12. That time she publicly plotted her husband's death:
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
13. When she customized her prenuptial agreement to the T:
It's in our prenup that if john ever says the words "back in the lab" I get everything
14. When bad lighting couldn't stop this squad selfie:
15. That time she refused to let the haters bring her down:
Every shoot I have has a sign that says "no social media" even though it's basically just a note to me
16. When she got down to Sia's Chandelier:
17. The time Selena Gomez asked for it:
18. That time Tyra Banks made her part of The Plastics:
19. That time she sent her diet to purgatory:
20. The time she made a master food plan:
21. The time she gave Sriracha a run for their money:
22. The time she made you a sandwich:
23. When John posted this LEGENDARY throwback:
24. The time she did not allow John to win throwback game:
25. The time she ultimately won the throwback game:
26. The time she didn't paint with all the colors of the wind:
i can't believe there is an actual "color of the year" like the color did anything differently this year to deserve it.
27. The time she put a filter on you:
No one on Instagram is prettier than you. They just have more apps.
28. When she did not care about you being hashtag bored:
One of my favorite things is ignoring people who sigh loudly.