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23 Reasons Trader Joe's Is The Best Grocery Store That Ever Was

Wegmans is OK, but do they have $3 wine and decorative totem poles? I think not.

1. Trader Joe's is more than a grocery store. It is a tiki/trader-themed grocery experience.

As in, "Trader" Joe travels around the world looking for delicious things...

...then sells them to you in a store decked out like an old-school tiki bar.

2. Where you'll always receive a royal welcome.

3. They sell lots of random but excellent products that you didn't know existed, but end up buying...

4. ...and then buying again every time you go.

5. You'd be surprised how fast sweet coconut snacks become essential to your very existence.

6. TJ's also carries lots of things that seem obvious in retrospect, but that somehow no one else has.

7. Admit it, you find their in-store marketing endearing.

Flying bagels would be awesome.

8. Whoever comes up with their product names should seriously consider competing at Punderdome.

9. You could probably survive on their nut butters alone.


11. They know that good things become great things when they're covered in chocolate.

12. Potato chips, for example.

13. And bananas. Chocolate is an equal-opportunity coating at Trader Joe's.

14. Two-Buck Chuck? Game changer.

15. OK, so it's technically three bucks, but, still...

16. Big spenders, feel free to splurge on their higher-end wines.

17. Not a wino? That's cool, there's craft beer too.

18. Also, Trader Joe has awesome friends. Baker Josef, Trader José, Trader Ming...

19. Trader Joe-San, Trader Giotto, and Trader Jacques.

Actually kind of amazing that no one has called out how un-PC this is.

20. It's the little things, like the charming bell they use to make announcements instead of a P.A. system.

21. And if you're ever overwhelmed by the sheer volume of edible awesomeness, the employees are absurdly helpful.

22. Why so nice? Probably because Trader Joe's pays staff members really well. Another plus.

And yeah, the line can be long.

23. But if that one sign-wielding employee can stand in it all day and smile the whole time, so can you.

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