Suffice to say, we're ~obsessed~ with Schitt's Creek Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF CBC And now we're equally obsessed with these 15 gift ideas for those of you who are up Schitt's Creek without a paddle. You better hide your diamonds and hide your exes because these gifts are way more than just a little bit Alexis. So, without further ado, here are... Christina Haberkern/Hello Harlot/twistedEGOS/Anthropologie/LaceyOlsonDesign/CaitlinLindseyDesign 1. Get your very own version of Alexis's signature monogram necklace CBC/Anthropologie / Via anthropologie.com Get it from Anthropologie for $38 (available in 25 styles). 2. A Schitt's Creek inspired adult coloring book to help you express creativity and reduce anxiety Hello Harlot / Via etsy.com Get it from Hello Harlot on Etsy for $19.99 (with free shipping). 3. Pay tribute to some of David's best fashion statements with these tree ornaments CapitolMaker / Via etsy.com Get them from CapitolMaker on Etsy for $12 each (available in six styles), $30 for three, or $55 for the whole set. 4. Channel your inner Alexis with this hand-stamped keychain simplestamp / Via etsy.com Get it from simplestamp on Etsy for $12.60 (available in two styles and two materials). 5. This adorable sticker inspired by David's sweaters and Alexis's catchphrase will instantly make any notebook or water bottle more stylish LaceyOlsonDesign / Via etsy.com Get it from LaceyOlsonDesign on Etsy for $3.50 (with free shipping). 6. This cross-stitch pattern serves as a perfect reminder of how to make Moira's world-famous enchiladas CaitlinLindseyDesign / Via etsy.com Get it from CaitlinLindseyDesign on Etsy for $4.00 (digital download). 7. Tell your friends how you really feel with this Moira Rose enamel pin twistedEGOS / Via twistedegos.com Get it from twistedEGOS for $12.00. 8. A birthday card featuring Moira's iconic-fruit wine commercial Hello Harlot / Via etsy.com Get it from Hello Harlot on Etsy for $6.50. 9. Keep Johnny Rose's fallen video-rental empire alive with this vintage-style tee kjanedesigns / Via redbubble.com Get it on Redbubble for $17.20. 10. Be the coolest house on the block with this not-so-welcoming doormat Urban Owl Home / Via etsy.com Get it from Urban Owl Home on Etsy starting at $34 (available in three sizes and two materials). 11. Pray at the altar of the Rose Family with these saint candles BlasphemeBout / Via etsy.com Get it from BlasphemeBout on Etsy for $42. 12. These hand-poured artisan candles that definitely don't smell like Schitt CandECraftCo / Via etsy.com Get it from CandECraftCo on Etsy for $30. 13. Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican in the mornings and start your day off right with this Moira mug DoPrayTellcom / Via etsy.com Get it from DoPrayTellcom on Etsy starting at $14.99 (available in two colors and two sizes). 14. Totally channel your inner Alexis with this inspirational-quote decal MissFitzDesign / Via etsy.com Get it from MissFitzDesign on Etsy starting at $1.73 (available in 15 styles). 15. And lastly, make David and Patrick proud with this reusable tote bag Sparkster Press / Via etsy.com Get it from Sparkster Press on Etsy for $24.30 (available in two styles).