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    15 Gifts For "Schitt's Creek" Fans That Aren't Undrinkable Fruit Wine

    Oh Schitt, I've got to have these.

    Suffice to say, we're ~obsessed~ with Schitt's Creek

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    And now we're equally obsessed with these 15 gift ideas for those of you who are up Schitt's Creek without a paddle. You better hide your diamonds and hide your exes because these gifts are way more than just a little bit Alexis. So, without further ado, here are...

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    1. Get your very own version of Alexis's signature monogram necklace

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    Get it from Anthropologie for $38 (available in 25 styles).

    2. A Schitt's Creek inspired adult coloring book to help you express creativity and reduce anxiety

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    Get it from Hello Harlot on Etsy for $19.99 (with free shipping).

    3. Pay tribute to some of David's best fashion statements with these tree ornaments

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    Get them from CapitolMaker on Etsy for $12 each (available in six styles), $30 for three, or $55 for the whole set.

    4. Channel your inner Alexis with this hand-stamped keychain

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    Get it from simplestamp on Etsy for $12.60 (available in two styles and two materials).

    5. This adorable sticker inspired by David's sweaters and Alexis's catchphrase will instantly make any notebook or water bottle more stylish

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    Get it from LaceyOlsonDesign on Etsy for $3.50 (with free shipping).

    6. This cross-stitch pattern serves as a perfect reminder of how to make Moira's world-famous enchiladas

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    Get it from CaitlinLindseyDesign on Etsy for $4.00 (digital download).

    7. Tell your friends how you really feel with this Moira Rose enamel pin

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    Get it from twistedEGOS for $12.00.

    8. A birthday card featuring Moira's iconic-fruit wine commercial

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    Get it from Hello Harlot on Etsy for $6.50.

    9. Keep Johnny Rose's fallen video-rental empire alive with this vintage-style tee

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    Get it on Redbubble for $17.20.

    10. Be the coolest house on the block with this not-so-welcoming doormat

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    Get it from Urban Owl Home on Etsy starting at $34 (available in three sizes and two materials).

    11. Pray at the altar of the Rose Family with these saint candles

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    Get it from BlasphemeBout on Etsy for $42.

    12. These hand-poured artisan candles that definitely don't smell like Schitt

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    Get it from CandECraftCo on Etsy for $30.

    13. Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican in the mornings and start your day off right with this Moira mug

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    Get it from DoPrayTellcom on Etsy starting at $14.99 (available in two colors and two sizes).

    14. Totally channel your inner Alexis with this inspirational-quote decal

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    Get it from MissFitzDesign on Etsy starting at $1.73 (available in 15 styles).

    15. And lastly, make David and Patrick proud with this reusable tote bag

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    Get it from Sparkster Press on Etsy for $24.30 (available in two styles).