Skip To Content

    15 Gifts For "Schitt's Creek" Fans That Aren't Undrinkable Fruit Wine

    Oh Schitt, I've got to have these.

    Suffice to say, we're ~obsessed~ with Schitt's Creek


    And now we're equally obsessed with these 15 gift ideas for those of you who are up Schitt's Creek without a paddle. You better hide your diamonds and hide your exes because these gifts are way more than just a little bit Alexis. So, without further ado, here are...

    Christina Haberkern/Hello Harlot/twistedEGOS/Anthropologie/LaceyOlsonDesign/CaitlinLindseyDesign

    1. Get your very own version of Alexis's signature monogram necklace

    CBC/Anthropologie / Via

    Get it from Anthropologie for $38 (available in 25 styles).

    2. A Schitt's Creek inspired adult coloring book to help you express creativity and reduce anxiety

    Hello Harlot / Via

    Get it from Hello Harlot on Etsy for $19.99 (with free shipping).

    3. Pay tribute to some of David's best fashion statements with these tree ornaments

    CapitolMaker / Via

    Get them from CapitolMaker on Etsy for $12 each (available in six styles), $30 for three, or $55 for the whole set.

    4. Channel your inner Alexis with this hand-stamped keychain

    simplestamp / Via

    Get it from simplestamp on Etsy for $12.60 (available in two styles and two materials).

    5. This adorable sticker inspired by David's sweaters and Alexis's catchphrase will instantly make any notebook or water bottle more stylish

    LaceyOlsonDesign / Via

    Get it from LaceyOlsonDesign on Etsy for $3.50 (with free shipping).

    6. This cross-stitch pattern serves as a perfect reminder of how to make Moira's world-famous enchiladas

    CaitlinLindseyDesign / Via

    Get it from CaitlinLindseyDesign on Etsy for $4.00 (digital download).

    7. Tell your friends how you really feel with this Moira Rose enamel pin

    twistedEGOS / Via

    Get it from twistedEGOS for $12.00.

    8. A birthday card featuring Moira's iconic-fruit wine commercial

    Hello Harlot / Via

    Get it from Hello Harlot on Etsy for $6.50.

    9. Keep Johnny Rose's fallen video-rental empire alive with this vintage-style tee

    kjanedesigns / Via

    Get it on Redbubble for $17.20.

    10. Be the coolest house on the block with this not-so-welcoming doormat

    Urban Owl Home / Via

    Get it from Urban Owl Home on Etsy starting at $34 (available in three sizes and two materials).

    11. Pray at the altar of the Rose Family with these saint candles

    BlasphemeBout / Via

    Get it from BlasphemeBout on Etsy for $42.

    12. These hand-poured artisan candles that definitely don't smell like Schitt

    CandECraftCo / Via

    Get it from CandECraftCo on Etsy for $30.

    13. Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican in the mornings and start your day off right with this Moira mug

    DoPrayTellcom / Via

    Get it from DoPrayTellcom on Etsy starting at $14.99 (available in two colors and two sizes).

    14. Totally channel your inner Alexis with this inspirational-quote decal

    MissFitzDesign / Via

    Get it from MissFitzDesign on Etsy starting at $1.73 (available in 15 styles).

    15. And lastly, make David and Patrick proud with this reusable tote bag

    Sparkster Press / Via

    Get it from Sparkster Press on Etsy for $24.30 (available in two styles).

    Create your own post!

    This post was created by a member of the BuzzFeed Community.You can join and make your own posts and quizzes.

    Sign up to create your first post!

    Amazon Prime Day is coming!

    Sign up for the BuzzFeed Shopping newsletter to get the best deals delivered right to your inbox.
    Newsletter signup form