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1.A Wi-Fi-controlled Roomba vacuum because if you're reading this article, chances are you don't vacuum as often as you should but now you actually don't have to. Just schedule it on the app and let it do its magic on any floor of your house.
2.Three-in-one Tide pods complete with concentrated detergent, extra strength odor fighters *and* stain removers that will make doing your laundry such a breeze you might actually stop putting if off. Maybe.
3.A Swiffer WetJet because lazy people know better than anyone — that spill isn't really worth the whole mop-and-bucket ordeal.
4.An all-purpose cleaner so you can say goodbye to the stress of finding what exact spray to use for that spill, or that stain, or that sticky counter, or anything else that might've built up due to your laziness ... (no judgment, though).
5.A pack of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers because who really has the time to do all that old fashion scrubbing? We probably do, but thankfully there's a way around all that.
7.Clorox disposable toilet wand cleaning system because cleaning your toilet is something you definitely don't want to forgo but we get it, you're lazy and this is super easy to use.
8.An oven liner so you don't have to clean the bottom of your oven every time you cook — we know you don't but now you really don't have to worry about it.
9.A laundry sorter that helps you sort your laundry beforehand so you don't have to worry about it when your laundry builds up—just dump your whites and colors into separate loads without even thinking about.
10.A Clorox power scrubber with three interchangeable brushes that will do all the work for you, so you, technically, don't have to lift a finger. All you have to do is charge beforehand.
11.Weiman stainless steel wipes because perhaps you wouldn't actively choose to look past those smudges on your fridge if you knew the solution was so easy.
13.A cordless Bissell carpet and floor sweeper because vacuums are simply too intimidating for a lazy person — the cords, the unraveling, the lugging around — no thank you.
14.A soap dispensing dish brush so you can skip a step while washing the dishes and quickly get it out of the way.
15.Lemi Shine dishwasher cleaner that will make sure your dishes are actually clean. Pop one in your dishwasher once a month and let your dishwasher do the work — yes, that means you don't have to pre-rinse your dishes.
16.A pack of Swiffer dusters because it's so easy to just swipe these over your dusty surfaces you really don't have an excuse not to do it.
17.A TubShroom drain protector you can pop right into your shower drain to collect hair, saving you from the stress of that clogged drain scenario. *shudders*
18.A garbage disposal deodorizer to prevent the ickiness that comes with having a garbage disposal. Just throw of these bad boys down the disposal and never worry about it again — okay, worry about it once every few weeks for ultimate freshness, but that seems simple enough, right?
19.Scotch-Brite reusable wipes that are a good alternative to paper towels and dish towels that, ya know, you gotta put through the wash. Defeating your laziness and saving the environment one wipe at a time.
20.An easy-to-use microfiber blind cleaner because if you're as lazy as you say you are, you probably haven't gotten around to dusting your blinds just yet. It's okay, let us help you.
21.A long bottle brush so you can finally clean your reusable bottles without the struggle ... and all that work — we hate thinking about it too.
22.A Windex all-in-one glass cleaning kit because all-in-one sets were basically made for lazy people.
23.Tub O' Towels heavy duty cleaning wipes that will make the big clean-up jobs a lot easier and therefore, a lot less daunting...these towels can handle anything from car interiors, to house exteriors — the renaissance man of cleaning wipes, if you will.
24.An EasyWring mop-and-bucket system. Don't freak out, we know mopping is scary and so much work, but this is super simple. It wrings your mop out for you and even has a foot pedal so you can control the amount of water without having to bend down. Yay!
25.A simple drying rack for your dishes because washing the dishes is enough in itself, you shouldn't have to also dry them. Leave them on the rack and worry about putting your dry dishes away later, you need some rest.
26.Linen spray that will have your couch, bed, and pillows smelling effortlessly fresh all the time. And yes, we're assuming you don't wash your cushions very often.
27.Carbona stain removers so you don't have to surrender your favorite shirt to the toughest stains. There's one for almost every impossible stain imaginable, which means no googling on your part! Nice.
28.A handheld mini vacuum because what if you knew that all it takes to clean up that small mess is the simple click of a button — would you clean up then? No? Okay fine, but maybe try it and see how it goes.