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Which Hogwarts House Does Your Boyfriend's Dick Belong In?

As I'm sure you're well aware, your BF's dick has a certain disregard for the rules — there's little it won't try to slither in. Dicks sorted into the Slytherin house are known to be quite clever and ambitious in bed. Though sometimes stubborn and cocky, when a Slytherin dick is in the right mood, acts-that-must-not-be-named will be performed all night long.

Slytherin

Though a lot of wizards say "Hufflepuff dicks are a lot o' duffers," your boyfriend's dick is as loyal as they come. Dicks sorted into the Hufflepuff house are patient and they're willing to last the extra minute simply for whom they're pleasuring. Even though Hufflepuff dicks aren't known for their adventurous side, their loyal and unselfish tendencies make them the most marriage-material dick.

Hufflepuff

Ah, yes — your boyfriend's dick is brave at heart and as courageous as they cum! Dicks sorted into the Gryffindor house either have well-renowned or terribly poor reputations between the sheets due to their courageous and rather ambitious mindset. Though their bravery can often turn into recklessness (especially when there's a mirror on the ceiling), a Gryffindor dick will more than likely give you at least one good howler.

Gryffindor

There's a lot you can learn from a Ravenclaw dick. Dicks sorted into Ravenclaw are surprisingly wise and talented in many ways. Though Ravenclaw dicks know every way to pleasure, their logical heads tend to get in the way of adventurous experiences between the sheets.

Ravenclaw

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Which Hogwarts House Does Your Boyfriend's Dick Belong In?

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