Can You Make It Through This Post Without Losing Your Maturity?

    Ur mom read this last night at my house.

    1. Does this movie ticket make you giggle?

    2. Or this actual city?

    3. No? Well how about we visit Mianus?

    4. What about this defacement of government property?

    5. The only use for Internet Explorer?

    6. How do you feel about this hotel's actual emergency exit map?

    7. This sweat mark?

    8. This cross road?

    9. This couch your husband wants to buy?

    10. Will this make you laugh when you finally find it?

    LOL BLOWERS STREET.

    11. Does your immaturity turn this wave into a butt hole?

    12. What do you see in this latte art?

    13. Or this man enjoying a nice day at the pool?

    14. ARE YOU GIGGLING YET, 14-YEAR-OLD?

    15. No? Well maybe you just need to feel the power of the V.

    16. Or you just need some D.

    17. Anita does.

    18. Still feeling mature? Well try this handy iPhone trick.

    19. Wanna play some Wii?

    20. No? Well how about some TV?

    21. Let's see what's on ESPN.

    22. Actually, I think the game is on.

    23. What do you think about the new Taurus model?

    24. Or this rotating gif?

    25. Try this exercise.

    26. Here sat a band camp enthusiast.

    27. And here lies both a curse and a blessing.

    28. GRAB YOUR HARD HATS!

    29. NOW BOARDING, GR8VAG.

    30. And don't forget pick up your luggage after you land, GR8VAG!

    31. Can your maturity withstand fart jokes?

    32. Can it?

    33. CAN IT?!?

    34. Well then it's time to stop dicking around. I mustache you one final question:

    35. Is this just a weather forecast?

    36. Or did you lose your maturity in this post?